Would you a Fluttercord?

pokegirls are hotter than pone. I would fuck the shit outta hilda if she were real.

I was only 15 years old I loved Fluttershy so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
I pray to Fluttershy every night before bed thanking her for the life I've been given.
Fluttershy is love I say, Fluttershy is life
My dad overhears me and calls me a faggot
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Fluttershy
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me
Its Fluttershy
I am so happy
She whispers in to ear "You're in my shed
She grabs me with her powerful pegasus hooves and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Fluttershy
She puts on a dildo
She penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for Fluttershy
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against her force
I want to please Fluttershy
She squees a mighty squee as she fills my butt with her love
My dad walks in
Fluttershy looks him straight in the eye and says "You cut in line,i'll take what's mine"
Fluttershy leaves through my window
Fluttershy is love, Fluttershy is life.

Thread overdosed, new thread for all manners of Crack Pone.

Any of you went to Trotcon last month?

La victoire est a nous.

doubles=kill
triples=suspect
quadruples=killer

You are Twilight Sparkle.

Your friend, Pinkie Pie, comes to you and asks if, maybe, she could have your help with a teeny-tiny, eensy-weensy, SUPER small little problem. One that's going to get bigger. Being Princess of Friendship, you assure her that of course you'll help her.

Pinkie says she thinks she's pregnant.

She thinks it's PROBABLY Cheese Sandwich's, but she really doesn't know, and she doesn't know where he is, either. He travels, after all. And she doesn't know if she should bother him anyway, if she's not certain.

What do you do, Princess?

Welcome to WUB QUEST. I am your farcical and comically adept QUEST GUIDE, who also contains slight traces of FAGGOTRY and PUNGENT ODORS. I am here today to bring you on an ADVENTURE.

You are WUB HORSE, or as the common plebeians refer to you, VINYL SCRATCH. Your latest MLG TRAP REMIX has been accepted onto SPINNIN' RECORDS, and you have been summoned to meet with AIDEN JUDEHORSE and MARTIN PONNIX in their office.

Their OFFICE is on the opposite side of EQUESTRIA, and you must get there within a frustratingly restrictive timespan of THREE DAYS. You start in your LUXURIOUS CONDO in PONYVILLE. If you do not make it, you will LOSE ALL FAME and become a NECKBEARD with a MINIMUM WAGE INCOME.

After each post by your QUEST GUIDE, all anons are welcome to suggest a PATH OF ACTION. Various ELABORATE METHODS will be used to determine the path taken, which are guaranteed to be COMPLETELY FAIR and NOT INFLUENCED BY THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.

Now, WUB HORSE - what do you do?

Heloo.

So I went to the Random board and they just told me to lurk more. Where the fuck does one lurk on this site? Anyway fuck it idk. Enjoy this pony she's the best.

Anyone got more?