let’s play a game emulpee.
>your dick size (Don’t lie, we’re all anons here)
>your favorite pony

[moot]Ponies,

We fucked up and turned our back to one of the largest subcultures in 4chan's history. This was not out of malice, but ignorance, and responding to general upset from the rest of the community when pony threads began to overwhelm their respective homes. Ponies haven't had a real home outside of /b/ and /co/ until today.

So we're trying to make this right, and give the ponies the home they've deserved from day one. I honestly have no idea what to do with this board and will be relying on you all to set the culture and help come up with its rules and provide suggestions for janitors. I think a lot of you are tripfriends, so hopefully one stands out that would make a good one.

I would ask that you try to centralize all pony related threads here in /mlp/, and direct fellow ponies from /b/, /co/ and others to this board.

Friendship sure is magic,

mootykins[/moot]

Remember when you were dumb
You worshipped Barney like a chud
Die, you fucking Barneyfag
Now there’s just retardation in your eyes
Like the downie that won’t die
Die, you fucking Barneyfag

You were fucked in the crossfire of Leach and Parker
Clutched in their tight grasp
Fuck off, you faggot with retarded laughter
Fuck off you manchild, you retard, you downie and die

I hope you die in a dune
I hope you die soon
Die, you fucking Barneyfag
Taught by those who aren’t right
His purpleness filled your sight
Die, you fucking Barneyfag

You found your own way to ignore smart decisions
Clutched in his tight grasp
Fuck off, you dumbass, you failed emission
Fuck off, you sperg, you asshole, you degenerate and die

Popular opinion: fanart that isn't made by a fan and isn't art is retarded.

S4 • E12

“Pinkie Pride” by Amy Keating Rogers

(This episode was leaked on Google Play prior to today's airing. If you've already seen it, try not to spoil ITT!)

Synopsis:

An elated Pinkie Pie is planning the biggest and best "birth-iversary" party ever for Rainbow Dash, but when another party planning pony named Cheese Sandwich rides into town, plans change. Soon, everypony is so excited about Cheese Sandwich's party that they forget about Pinkie Pie, but her pride won't let her go down without an official "goof off."

Guest starring:

"Weird Al" Yankovic

Promos:

Hub Facebook Clip
YouTube clips -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYdMV4Irg0U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfIrTE_fY-E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09m1LBX0Jc0

Live streams*:

Poniflix**
BronyState
Brony TV
Equestria TV

* Recommended for optimal viewing.
** Available in HD (720p).

These not doing it for you? See EqD's big list o' streams.

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... Would she even do a porn film?

>”brony”

Dear Joe, ya dun goofed now.

Everything about this ep except maybe the premise is just the most contrived, non sensical bullshit that makes no sense within the world of MLP gen 4 it leaves me fucked up about it every time I rewatch the show.

>inb4 over analyzing a children's show

fuck off what else is happening on this board

First off, what is this bullshit of "keeping the business alive through the winter". Is this implying that the apples pay a mortgage/taxes on their land? Land that was explicitly given this particular family by the god emperor of their entire race? Ur telling me they can just lose that shit if they don't sell cider?

Also Applejack could have struck a million deals with F&F that were beneficial to her: selling F&F the apples, providing the apples and buying the cider off F&F, etc. But even IF F&F had decided to source their apples elsewhere (increasing their overhead making cider more expensive) the apples still could've just competed with them in PV. Just cause they make enough to provide to all of PV doesn't mean EVERYONE is gonna get their cider from F&F.

Then after the competition when the apples "lose" they go to pack their things and move out of the entire Farm. The fuck? The deal was that the winner could sell cider in PV, nothing to do with the Farm itself. AJ still could strike a deal where she provides the apples and gets some profit ffs.

Don't even get me started on this "there's not enough cider for everyone" BS.