I love you guys. All of you. That's all.

I want Princess Celestia to pee in my mouth.

Anyone else kinda miss Friendship is Witchcraft??

Dear /MLP/:
Can anybody give me a brief overview of what tulpa is, how does it work, stories and experiences, and directions to create one?

What do you say?

A couple'a months ago, mah' life took a bit of an unexpected turn. How unexpected? As unexpected as popping new parts outta mah body's gonna be, Ah' reckon. Since then, Ah've been having all sorts'a adventures. Most of 'em some folks might find funny, some of 'em tug at the old apple o' life in yer' chest, but they're all special.

How'd it all really start? Went a little somethin' like this.
>So, wait, why am Ah a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free healthcare I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."

Been through a lot since that day. Wanna see it all fer' yerself? Check out this here depository of all the various stories. http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack
Jus' wanna see what Ah've been up ta' recently?. http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S18666146

Ya' know what ya' ought'a do? Stop frettin' like Fluttershy on picture day and write yer'self a story. What's the worst that could happen? Ta' you, Ah' mean. Ah know what might happen ta' me. It ain't pretty.
Or ya' could just try one'a them there doodles. Don't worry too much about lookin' fancy, ain't a whole lotta judgement around these parts fer' art.
Or just take a page outta mah' book and go be honest with the fellers and ladyfellers makin' these stories happen.

It's the 32'nd thread, and it don't look like Ah'm gettin' a break anytime soon. Back ta' the grindstone...

Would you a Fluttercord?

pokegirls are hotter than pone. I would fuck the shit outta hilda if she were real.

I was only 15 years old I loved Fluttershy so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
I pray to Fluttershy every night before bed thanking her for the life I've been given.
Fluttershy is love I say, Fluttershy is life
My dad overhears me and calls me a faggot
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Fluttershy
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me
Its Fluttershy
I am so happy
She whispers in to ear "You're in my shed
She grabs me with her powerful pegasus hooves and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Fluttershy
She puts on a dildo
She penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for Fluttershy
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against her force
I want to please Fluttershy
She squees a mighty squee as she fills my butt with her love
My dad walks in
Fluttershy looks him straight in the eye and says "You cut in line,i'll take what's mine"
Fluttershy leaves through my window
Fluttershy is love, Fluttershy is life.

Thread overdosed, new thread for all manners of Crack Pone.