>boy I sure wish I was a writefag, but I just don't know what to write about

Roll, check your post number against pic related, and write. The purposes of this thread are to allow aspiring writefags to practice without filling up potentially good threads and to generate original content.

We've had this twice before in different editions, and all the stories are stored in this pastebin if you want to take a look:
http://pastebin.com/u/Writefag_Roulette
As long as you finish your story, I'll put it in the pastebin too.

Roll

>Come closer, Anon.
>Come and sit with us.
>Forever.

Special "Where the hell did the thread go" edition.

The thread for anything and everything related to pony amputees, amputations, prosthetic limbs, and the like.

>please pass the eggsalad

I love you guys. All of you. That's all.

I want Princess Celestia to pee in my mouth.

Anyone else kinda miss Friendship is Witchcraft??

Dear /MLP/:
Can anybody give me a brief overview of what tulpa is, how does it work, stories and experiences, and directions to create one?

What do you say?

A couple'a months ago, mah' life took a bit of an unexpected turn. How unexpected? As unexpected as popping new parts outta mah body's gonna be, Ah' reckon. Since then, Ah've been having all sorts'a adventures. Most of 'em some folks might find funny, some of 'em tug at the old apple o' life in yer' chest, but they're all special.

How'd it all really start? Went a little somethin' like this.
>So, wait, why am Ah a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free healthcare I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."

Been through a lot since that day. Wanna see it all fer' yerself? Check out this here depository of all the various stories. http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack
Jus' wanna see what Ah've been up ta' recently?. http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S18666146

Ya' know what ya' ought'a do? Stop frettin' like Fluttershy on picture day and write yer'self a story. What's the worst that could happen? Ta' you, Ah' mean. Ah know what might happen ta' me. It ain't pretty.
Or ya' could just try one'a them there doodles. Don't worry too much about lookin' fancy, ain't a whole lotta judgement around these parts fer' art.
Or just take a page outta mah' book and go be honest with the fellers and ladyfellers makin' these stories happen.

It's the 32'nd thread, and it don't look like Ah'm gettin' a break anytime soon. Back ta' the grindstone...