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This is a thread for all things Starlight Glimmer. Post pics, greens and discussion.
Previous thread: >>39750517 Topics discussed: >pretty >precious >cutie >getting weird >getting horny >more random glimminess >Without the school of friendship what would she have ended up doing? >>39825912 >Glimmy glimmy glimmy glimmy glimmy glimmy glimmy glimmy
>"Girls, I don't know where you're getting all this from. I don't 'like' Anon! We're just like, bros, y'know?" >"Yeah, course we hang out a lot, I hang out with all my friends a lot! It's not 'excessive', we just like doing a lot of the same things. We head over to the field and, you know, toss a ball around or whatever." >"Well of course that's not the only place we go! We eat out sometimes, what of it? Ponies gotta eat, and it's quicker to do it at a close restaurant then whatever else." >"It's not 'fancy restaurants', it's just decent food! What you fuel yourself up with matters, can't be eating junky fast food all the time." >"Ugh, we're not 'touchy feely', have you never seen stallions interact with each other before? They're all about hoof bumps and bro hugs and all that. Just because I'm a mare doesn't make it any different! Heck, we all do friendship hugs all the time, does that make us all turbo lesbians? No!" >"Oh heeere we go. No, it's not kissing! That would be sappy and weird. It's called a bro peck, and it's a totally normal thing that good bros do, you just wouldn't get it cause none of you have any guy friends! And no, Spike doesn't count." >"It is too a thing!" >"Sh-shut up! What does it matter how long it lasts? Since when did the council of bros decide a hard limit for how long a bro peck is supposed to last!? Ugh!"
I want to invent a machine that can quantify and replicate all of the mental and physical pain that has ever happened and will ever happen in the entire universes life-span. The machine will compress that quantified agony and suffering into 1 attosecond. That suffering would be multiplied by its own current value every additional attosecond. So for example, all the suffering in the lifespan of the universe would be doubled in the next attosecond, then that doubled value of agony will be doubled in the third, and then that new value will be doubled in the fourth, and so forth. This machine will also compress time, allowing googolplexes of lifespans of the entire universe to occur every second of real-time.
I want to trap the futafags of /mlp/ in this machine and inflict infinite, unimaginable, ever-increasing ultra agony on them for all eternity.
Someone once said that, "Beauty is vanishing from our world because we live as though it did not matter." Let's bring some beauty into old art, regardless of where it's from! Post pictures of ponies (no dougs this time), SFW or otherwise, you'd like to see edited by a generous editfriend. The worse the better!
>Examples of what you can ask for (not limiting) -Anatomically correct edit -Clothing on pony edit (Lewd!) -Featureless crotch edit -Self-insert OC to Anon(pony) edit -Mouthpiece/Edits of Hate edit -OC to canon edit -Unicorn Twilight edit -YCH edits
>Thread etiquette -Mark requests with ‘/r/’ in the name field or comment field, ‘/d/’ for deliveries -Keep it to one post, with all the links necessary inside of it -Be as clear as possible. If need be, use other example pictures for what you want. -Though images and/or "cleaned" edits of images are preferred, links may also be used when /r/equesting. -If it's NSFW, link to it using a booru link or smutty.horse -If your request is fulfilled, please upload to at least one booru for prosperity. -Don't spam or bump your requests. It just pisses people off who might otherwise fulfill it. -Anthro requests belong in /trash/.
Edit away, my /mlp/onybros! And from one anon to another, I hope you have had or will have a happy Easter Sunday.
