What do poners think of balloons?

I want to invent a machine that can quantify and replicate all of the mental and physical pain that has ever happened and will ever happen in the entire universes life-span. The machine will compress that quantified agony and suffering into 1 attosecond. That suffering would be multiplied by its own current value every additional attosecond. So for example, all the suffering in the lifespan of the universe would be doubled in the next attosecond, then that doubled value of agony will be doubled in the third, and then that new value will be doubled in the fourth, and so forth. This machine will also compress time, allowing googolplexes of lifespans of the entire universe to occur every second of real-time.

I want to trap the futafags of /mlp/ in this machine and inflict infinite, unimaginable, ever-increasing ultra agony on them for all eternity.

BABSCON THREAD BABSCON THREAD

>literally me

Someone once said that, "Beauty is vanishing from our world because we live as though it did not matter."
Let's bring some beauty into old art, regardless of where it's from!
Post pictures of ponies (no dougs this time), SFW or otherwise, you'd like to see edited by a generous editfriend. The worse the better!

>Examples of what you can ask for (not limiting)
-Anatomically correct edit
-Clothing on pony edit (Lewd!)
-Featureless crotch edit
-Self-insert OC to Anon(pony) edit
-Mouthpiece/Edits of Hate edit
-OC to canon edit
-Unicorn Twilight edit
-YCH edits

>Thread etiquette
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Edit away, my /mlp/onybros!
And from one anon to another, I hope you have had or will have a happy Easter Sunday.

What if Sunset Shimmer were your sister?

Here's the deal, let's pretend Equestria Girls is it's own season of FiM. Here is what it looks like:
Episodes 1-3: Equestria Girls 1
Episodes 4-6: Rainbow Rocks
Episodes 7-9: Friendship Games
Episodes 10-12: Legend of Everfree
Episode 13: Dance Magic
Episode 14: Movie Magic
Episode 15: Mirror Magic
Episode 16/17: Forgotten Friendship
Episode 18/19: Rollarcoaster of Friendship
Episode 20/21: Spring Breakdown
Episode 22/23: Sunset's Backstage Pass
Episode 24/25: Holidays Unwrapped

Boom, its about the same amount of content of the MLP:FiM seasons. So where would you rank it compared to those? I would personally rank it 5th, my ranking being: 4>2>3>1>EQG>5>7>6>9>8

Dear princess celestia,

Please don’t get the 40 million get be shit.

Sincerely,

Your faithful student, Anon.

>everything sucks but seasons 1 and 2 of FiM

How do you deal with people like this?

The latter seasons feels like that PPG Mojo Jojo episode where Mojo Jojo is the narrator/storyteller and is controlling every aspect of the show, including what the characters say and do.
This is what I was referring to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUMX0rzS0h4
https://powerpuffgirls.fandom.com/wiki/Simian_Says
https://powerpuffgirls.fandom.com/wiki/Simian_Says/Transcript

Previous threads
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39913424/#39913633
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39914116/#39914120



Careful who you're fucking with, janitor. I don't know much, but I have money, connections and some /g/ knowledge. I know your generation are animals who feel fear only when you approach them, trust me I can find out where you live with just an IP, I can find the rest myself. If you'd love my hairy hand crushing your throat then keep insisting on yourself like a retarded 5 year old.