>>38801127When in the course of human events,
It becomes necessary for a battle to commence
Then ka-pow! I hit 'em with the illness of my quill
I'm endowed with certain unalienable skills.
Let me run down my résumé, will ya?
Set up a little place called the United States
Sound familiar?
I told King George he could eat a fat dick
When it comes to declarations, I'm the first draft pick!
I topple tyrants, so kings and pirates beware
I'm so down with revolutions, I invented the swivel chair!
(Oh!) I've many volumes on my shelves, it's true,
But I've yet to read the three books you wrote about YOU!
Looking like a skunk in a three-piece suit,
Didn't come back from Paris to battle Pepé Le Pew!
First Secretary of State, VP number two
Not to mention third President
The fuck did you do?