Drop a first name and a pony. If you see your name you have to jack off to that pony.
Bill, go beat it to Berry Punch.
Optional: If you come back with the pic you jacked it to then you get to go again, but you get to add any one tag of your choosing to your new answer.

Welcome back to the most unexpected tropical getaway of your life!

For those of you just joining us, you are Steelworks Novasurge Breeze Whistle Siren Song the 5th - or 'Nova' for short, great-granddaughter of industry and entertainment mogul Windsor Chime and soon-to-be heiress of his multibillion-bit estate.

Or, that WAS the plan. But then your parents decided to bring you along on a cruise, and on the way back home, your CRUISE SHIP met with a most bizarre and tragic end, its belly speared by mighty stone pillars that erupted from the depths of the ocean and ripped it in twain. The elevator you were on at the time was hurtled into the lower stratosphere, arcing over the horizon and crashing into the shallow water off the coast of a deserted island.

That island is where you've spent the last week, trying to find some sign of civilization and keep yourself alive...

If you wanna know more, you can find the rest of the story so far here: https://www.anonpone.com/quest/intotheblue/

A very special thread for /mlp/'s favorite tranny

Post greens and cute pics of our beloved mare!

>You're really making it difficult for me to become your friend anon.
>Twilight said I should keep trying, but you make it so darn hard.
>Ever since we've met each other you and I have been at odds.
>You never liked me, even after I baked you a nice cake and tried flying kites with you!
>You tell other ponies how much you hate me every single day.
>Last month you kicked me in the flank, the week after that you made fun of me in front of Twilight and last week you pushed me down a flight of stairs!
>I got so mad I wanted to hurt you back, in fact I still do.
>I know its wrong to want to hurt you but thinking about it just makes me feel so good...
>One of these days you're going to push me to my limit and I don't know whats going to happen to you when it does.

On topic pony thread: deleted
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/38635420
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/38632577
Literal tranny bait thread: not deleted
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/38630489
If you post pony content on the pony board and DON'T insert trannies or some other kind of cheap bait in it, your thread may be deleted.

OMG I love G5.

>there's literally a tranny thread on the catalog that's been up for over 24 hours
What the fuck is happening to the board?

I swear there is no other fandom than us with the highest concentration of unappealing voices. Not even the Star Trek fanbase comes close to our annoying voices. We sound like a bunch of Family Guy characters.

I guess nobody cared to remake it Edition
This is the general thread for the alternative fan sites of the My Little Pony fandom. Discussion, development suggestions, and criticisms are all welcome here.

>Why alternate boorus?
Recent changes to Derpibooru has put its place as the premier location for pony fan art into question. So several new boorus have sprung up to provide alternatives. Many of the altbooru owners post in thread and listen to questions and comments from anons. Note that this is NOT the Derpibooru drama general. Please keep posts about Derpibooru in the thread on mlpg.co.

>Why alternate text sites?
Pastebin has begun deleting greentexts on the site. FimFiction does not allow stories in the greentext format, so a new home is needed.

Overview: altboorus.org
>General purpose boorus
rainbooru.org by Raindev [!RaInbOWink]
ponybooru.org by ZizzyDizzyMC [!DizzyMC4pc]
ponerpics.org by Lotus [!!WYvH32WjaoR]
twibooru.org by Twifag [!twifag.HOY] and Not Twifag/Floorb [!!H3PJaMJmY66]

>Specialized boorus:
booru.foalcon.com by Pathos [!!arjIjTdCTdq] - Underage
lyrabooru.org - Hot glue

>Greentext sites
ponepaste.org managed by Not Twifag/Floorb
IAS (derpy.me/1yd6A) (Text search)

>Video sites
pony.tube
pon3.stream
projectvinyl.net

>File sharing
smutty.horse
IWIFTP

>Latest Developments:
-Anon releases searchable DNP list (derp.me/mxM0C) (derp.me/LSj5y)
-An anon is scraping pastebin links (derp.me/zFWPk) (download green.zip)
-Mediafire rip now available on IPFS (>>36440908)
-IAS Anon needs help seeding IPFS files (>>36700329)
-Reminder to backup Fimfiction (derp.link/fPTg1)
-yuki.la likely dead, some other /mlp/ archives (>>36764936) (>>36764947) (and of course Desuarchive)
-yuki.la backup (>>>/t/1033260)
-Ponemusic archive is dead, latest torrents (>>37005785)
-Poneb.in dump (>>37346011)
-Userscript to load GDrive resource keys (>>37536855)
-FimFic story filter (>>37512031)
-WiP userscript for offline "accounts" on Philomena (>>37705442)
-Twibooru still looking for help (>>38113999)
-Derpibooru added an manual approval from moderators function to images from non-logged in users. >>38373056
-Poneb.in jumps off the deep end and blocks all Russian IPs >>38375543
-New Ponepaste dump >>38375740
-Bronyhub shuts down due to lack of interest >>38390317
-Ponerpics finally fixes hotkey navigation issues >>38394980

Last thread: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/38447209/
-IAS2 received a fix that improves the quality of the results for queries that tokenize into more than a single token. >>38448354
-Statstics show that Derpi is losing traction to the altboorus >>38454218
-pony.fm has mysterious downtime.
-smutty.horse and ponytube receive updates >>38518325

Equestria Daily just introduced mareposting to eqd shitters
https://youtu.be/-PoHfYzY9ek
Post mare to pay respects.