1 Adele
2 Coldplay
3 Ed Sheeran
4 Arctic Monkeys
5 Beabadoobee
6 One Direction
7 Queen
8 Nemzzz
9 Central Cee
10 Radiohead
11 The Beatles
12 James Arthur
13 Sam Smith
14 Lola Young
15 Gorillaz
16 Dua Lipa
17 Pink Floyd
18 FKA twigs
19 Elton John
20 Oasis
21 The Smiths
22 The Rolling Stones
23 Led Zeppelin
24 Charli XCX
25 The Police
26 Lewis Capaldi
27 Dave
28 David Bowie
29 Sade
30 Phil Collins
31 Black Sabbath
32 Bee Gees
33 Harry Styles
34 Iron Maiden
35 Ozzy Osbourne
36 Imogen Heap
37 Dire Straits
38 Bring Me The Horizon
39 The Cure
40 Ellie Goulding
41 Amy Winehouse
42 Architects
43 ZAYN
44 Gary Lightbody
45 RAYE
46 Depeche Mode
47 Sleep Token
48 George Michael
49 The 1975
50 PinkPantheress
51 Anne-Marie
52 Manni Sandhu
53 Ella Mai
54 Jungle
55 Suki Waterhouse
56 Naira Marley
57 Eric Clapton
58 Rod Stewart
59 Myles Smith
60 Def Leppard
61 Muse
62 Blur
63 Ash King
64 Jessie J
65 Calum Scott
66 Cynthia Erivo
67 Spice Girls
68 Passenger
69 Calvin Harris
70 Bullet For My Valentine
71 KNEECAP
72 Rex Orange County

he's usually around #130

I can't wait till all you 4channer fuckers die

No compromises (such as females) edition
OLD: >>125166960
FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt

>*maracas fade in along with random guitar distortion*
>*liam mutters ohhhh yeahhhh*
>*rudimentary drumbeat begins except alan is blasting the cymbals for some reason*
>FINGERED ‘ER IN THE BACK A ME YELLOW SUBMARRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNEEE-AH
>*noel’s sloppy guitar comes in with the power chords, playing like he’s lying down on the floor drunk*
>SHE SAID WILL YOU BE MY JOHN AN I SAID WILL YA BE MY YOKO, SHE SAID OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>CAUSE I DONT REALLY WANNA FLYYYYYYY
>JUST WANNA MAKE SARAH CRYYYYYYYYYY
>DIGSY TOOK A SLIP DOWN A POOPY SCOOP AN I SAID WHAT THE HELL YA PLAYING AT
>HE SHRUGGED AN HE SAID YA GOT ANY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS
>*random orchestral work begins playing for the chorus and climax as Liam starts singing nonsense as if it’s an inspirational stadium anthem*
>*song fades out, 30 seconds of a recording of bonehead drunkenly talking unintelligible shite plays to cap the song off*

RNR STAR GODLIKE RASTA ICON LEGEND BIBLICAL OMNIPRESENT PROPHET SPIRITUAL MAJESTICAL CELESTIAL OPTIMYSTIC BUDDHIST JEDI APPROACHABLE ZEN LOVER HUMBLE C’mon you know LG x

just when you thought RYM couldn't get any more retarded

>using Wikipedia to find bands

>O MY BLACKED CREAMPIE! TYRONE HURRY UP AND FINISH INSIDE MY STUPID CUMSKIN WHORE WIFE ALREADY! WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE TO THE DISCO ELYSIUM CONVENTION!
>WHAT? YOU CAN'T FOCUS? BECAUSE I KEEP YELLING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ALBUMS ARE PLAYING AT FULL BLAST??
>WELL OF COURSE I'M FUCKING YELLING! MY SCHEDULE IS EXTREMELY BUSY AND YOU TWO ARE RUINING EVERYTHING! I BOUGHT US VIP TICKETS FOR THE DISCO ELYSIUM EVENT, AFTER WHICH WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE VAUSH FAN MEETUP TO MARATHON RICK AND MORTY SEASON 6!
>YOU DON'T WANT TO COME?!? WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.
>I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD FOR THIS DAY FOR FUCKING MONTHS! I WOULD FIRST START MY DAY BY ENJOYING A QUALITY KEKOLD SESSION WHILE LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND LOVELESS (with touched excluded of course) PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND, THEN I WOULD BRING YOU WITH ME TO HANG OUT AND SHOW ALL MY FRIENDS HOW TOLERANT AND PROGRESSIVE I AM FOR HAVING A BLACK BULL!
>IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO GREAT BUT YOU RUINED IT! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
>THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID NIGGER! YOU KNOW WHAT, MR NICE GUY IS OVER! WHERE IS MY WHIP?
>YOU BETTER START POUNDING THIS DUMB CUNT RIGHT NOW OR I'LL WHIP THE FLESH OFF YOUR BONES!
>YOU'RE CRYING? YOU? I SHOULD BE CRYING! I'M THE VICTIM HERE! NOW POUND HARDER, YOU BETTER CUM WITHIN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES AND DRESS UP OR I'LL KILL YOU! I SWEAR I'LL SLAUGHTER YOU BOTH IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA!

>ugh I just can't STAND that white boy zoomer cloudrap soundcloud shit
>is that a 90s boom bap coon toon classic from a wholesome menthol-smoking, knuckle-dragging, crime-committing nigger going hard? turn that WAY the fuck up my guy!

>2024
>Doesn't listen to classical
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
>b-but its old!!!!
And? Was music a contest about who came soonest?
>it's addicting!!!
It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can listen in moderation
>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!
Who forces you to buy a concert ticket every day, fucking peat-gavel!
>I-IT MAKES YOU SHIT HARD
I bet you're lactose intolerant too, weakling
>I-I ONCE WENT TO A CONCERT AND ACCIDENTALLY FARTED REALLY LOUDLY, NOW I CANT ENJOY THE MUSIC AFTER YHAT EMBARASSING MOMENT
Dude thats not to do with the music though???????
>UH OH IM GONNA DO A STINKYYYYYY *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP* OH NO THERES SHIT AND DEARRIAH EVERWHERE
ok dude suit yourself im outta here
>*crawls on a floor covered in poo naked while laughing maniacally* POOPIES HAHA
:\
>ANIME DID THIS I HATE ANIME
Not true and not an argument.
>THEN CLASSICAL DID *farts and shits*
...no?
>AAAAAAAAAA IM ANALLY PROLAPSING *shits out rectum*
O_o
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE YOU FUCKING PEDO
I am not?
>YES YOU ARE *cuts off dick* YOU MADE ME A WOMAN YOU FUCKING PEDO I HATE YOU TRANIMEFAG I HATE YOU SO MUCH
that might've been kind of a bad idea, you're bleeding now dude

>Makes John Lennon and George Harrison listenable
Is there anything this man couldn't do?