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St Annes Pier edition
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>>79815782 He doesn't look very happy there
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>>79815851 SeasonalSadnessMisery
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Might start lifting weights in the new year. See what all the fuss is about.
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>>79815874 Yeah. Don't suppose you have literally anything going on yourself? No?
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2025 will be a good year for you.
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2025 gooning marathon to big anime titties. New years drops, slapping balls as you stroke your cocks. Nonstop until you drop. Do not nut
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>>79814758 you promise? im gonna be very sad if you are lying, you better be there to comfort me in your arms and call me a good boy
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>>79814758 No it wont be. Life will continue being the same, and I will degrade more and more until none of me is left.
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>>79814758 nope going to be 30 khv hikki for the last 10 years
next year is for sui
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Is 35 really a "hag"? I'm getting called this by guys in their early 20s I talk to on dating apps and games.
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>>79814490 It's not as much of an insult as it used to be. "Hagmaxxing" is a term, which means getting it on with older women. Younger generations aren't as familiar with the term "cougars"
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>>79814490 Yes, when you're over 30 you're old
Next question
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>>79814699 What a contrived way of just saying "add half of your age to your current age
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>14 - 21 Lol, lmao
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>>79814699 couldn't care less
>>79814490 what did you say to him
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>>79815271 The correct math is age +/- 3. THAT'S IT
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Should white supremacists who are below average height (5'9 and under) be forced to get fem-blacked?
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>>79815626 why does the white supremacists have my exact current hair cut? i did that because i thought it was not only intentionally horible but would never catch on
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>>79815657 Maybe it's a sign you need to get fem-blacked
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>>79815626 That nazi twink is literally me
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>>79815626 he looks fem enough already, gaylord m focker
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>>79815626 Yes
>>79815657 You're a homosexual
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this fact killed my femcelfever: normal girls always wax and shave periodically. they go on professional places where women shave and wax them completely, making them clean, smelling nice, and with all their parts looking good. femcels, however, despite presenting themselves as cute femine Tomoko-type anime-fan girls, barely leave their rooms (which is good) but as a result they end up NEVER WAXING at most they'll use a razor and their hair will grow even thicker and longer very quickly and they are too lazy to shave. they're not even good at shaving their faces. sorry, but you femcels have lost all sex-appeal to me, a good looking 6ft tall good looking 26y old robot who gets girls chasing him but chooses to give femcels and shy nerdy girls a chance
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>>79815489 do you think im gonna show my pudsy to loser weirdos online?
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>>79815594 >do you think im gonna show my pudsy to loser weirdos online? yes we know you only send it to chad, but make an exception this one time
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>>79815594 i see no reason why not
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>>79813615 Get off my board you gorilla whore.
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>>79814341 your dilation session is overdue sir
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I will have sex with literally anyone who shows me even the slightest hint of positive attention even if I'm not attracted to them at all. It's ruining my life. I don't know how to stop. I've had gonorrhea once and chlamydia twice.
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>>79815504 Get mental help, sorry your dad raped you
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Have BAY SUTTGEX to point yer silly little willy in the right direction when it points north when ye get TOPPED
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>>79815504 For your bussy's sake you have to stop
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She's back and not walled. /r9k/ lied : Women hit the prime at 30
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>>79815565 It's because you don't belive in yourself. Just trust yourself
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>>79815218 you can have threesomes but it will cost you
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>>79815564 >perfect body like a greek statue >ruins it with a tattoo I fucking can't anymore
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>>79815673 He want to be a chad. he want adventure
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>another jew porn ad thread
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Almost Christmas edition.
It's Momcest Tuesday.
You guys know what it is all about, share pictures and thoughts on milfs or your own lovely mom.
Previous thread:
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79725532/ Topic: What are you planning for Christmas? Are you getting anything for your mom?
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>>79815784 I get it anon, but don't be afraid if it gets a little awkward. Seems like she's just looking for a sign you're open for it and then she'll do the rest
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>>79815789 What if I leave the last part unstated? It seems like she's so pushy maybe she would offer?
>>79815798 Seems like it too. Hopefully Im not just thinking with my dick. If she randomly starts a sexual topic I'll go with it, and I will make sure to show my nervousness so it I dont look weirdly into it.
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>>79815814 if she brings up again you looking like a couple , say smth along the lines that she's would be the perfect gf for you and compliment. it will drive her crazy. also, increase the risque touching.
how long are you staying with her?
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>>79815844 I like that idea, Anon. I did say later on in the conversation when it was no so risque that I was surprised how similar we are. I like the idea of driving her crazy. I want to give her just enough hints to make her horny. What kind of touching would you recommend for beginners? I will stay with her for a bit more then 2 weeks. After a long break after that, I will see her again for a couple days before a much longer break (so a chance for an emotional goodbye).
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>>79815853 >What kind of touching would you recommend touch her waist and thighs and let your hand rest there for a short while. do it repeatedly if she doesn't mind. and get a noticeable boner
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At the afterparty of my grandmothers cremation my aunt asked me 'so when are you finally getting a girlfriend ?' Then as a joke i replied 'who knows, maybe my soulmate is currently 12 years old' while pointing at my parents. Referencing that my father is 10 years older than my mother. Apparently my family did not catch onto this and now think i am a pedofile while in reality im just socially retarded. I havent seen any of them since then and we're having a big meet up for christmas. Im kinda scared desu
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>>79815804 I used to embarrass myself like this all the time. Social retardation is so real...
I think its due to isolation. Like you arent used to walk people through your thinking process so you get misunderstood all the time.
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I am Oscar Wilde reincarnated
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>>79815393 awww you little fruit
now get over here and make sure to gargle the balls
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>>79815187 Personally, I find Alois Trancy to be absolutely fabulous.
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false advertising driest head i eva had, shiiiiii
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>>79815187 HI Oscar, Jim Morrison here
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>>79815187 most bratty male character i have seen till now . is there another char like alois