Any hamster stories /an/?

the raccoon

Im going tp post a platypus every day until all of /an/ wants a puggle to snuggle. Old thread got it's leg caught in a jeffries tube. >>4793406. Sorry I had to take a couple of days off. I was dealing with some stuff.
>900x3 seconds to post boo. I dislike this captcha. It just makes me wait and then start over

small dog edition

/dog/ approved leash law compliance and sporting gear:
https://www.alpineoutfitters.net/
https://www.mtnridge.com/DOG-APPAREL_c_34.html
/dog/ car safety:
https://www.centerforpetsafety.org/test-results/harnesses/cps-approved-harnesses/

/dog/ approved training:
https://avsab.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/AVSAB-Humane-Dog-Training-Position-Statement-2021.pdf
https://www.youtube.com/@TrainingPositive
https://www.youtube.com/@kikopup
https://www.youtube.com/c/SimpawticoDogTraining
https://www.youtube.com/c/SusanGarrett
/dog/ disapproved training (AVOID!): robert cabral, joel beckman, larry krohn, caesar milan

Quality dog food reviews here: https://files.catbox.moe/4qbv21.zip

As a catfag, I can not deny that it is easy to find dogs sexually attractive, or that dogs are often willing to have sex with their owners, enjoy sex with their owners, and actively pursue it once they know humans are interested. In fact, they may have been bred for it. I have educated myself, verified all the facts, and am fully aware that dog owners who respect their dogs consent, dont force things, and have a dog that is big enough for them can get away with it forever and even vets don't notice more than the dogina being slightly plumper and male dogs being just a little more humpy. And also, as a catfag, I am acutely aware that dogs are a ridiculous amount of work, limit your travel options severely, and cost a lot of money.

I am therefore acutely aware that anyone with an intact dog is definitely fooling around. Otherwise, why do you have dogs, especially intact dogs that can't be boarded and females that go through heat cycles? Why live with all that inconvenience? "For their health"? Right, I'm not buying that. I'm not judging either, but when you think about it, it's obvious why.
>inb4 uhm i dont abuse my dog otherwise they would run away or bite people! proof i'm not a zoo!
It's real easy for you doggots to say that when your german shepherd wife backs up and slides your dick in on her own. I know what goes on. I've seen your videos. You're not an animal abuser (because your dog enjoys it so much she'll flag you if you breathe near her rear), great deflection. But you are still a zoophile.

Dogs are THE zoophile pet, and every intact dog owner is a zoophile until proven normal. This is why dogfags are so sensitive and overcompensate with over the top anti-zoo posting, especially owners of sexy breeds like huskies, shepherds, and aussies.

Anyone who pays attention to /dog/ knows half the posters there are zoos.

Chitbull edition

why do cats look cute even when they’re angry?

I miss the time when anime heroes had normal American names such as Ash Ketchum instead of all those weird Shitishi and Poopooshi that only nerds can memorize.

>nigga that’s BANANAS

how do you respond without sounding mad?