>go to the pet store
>buy a hamster
>I gotta name him after the last thing I ate
>I name him "Hamster"
Thinking of going back to the store to buy another one tomorrow.

Horse General

Horsorcery Edition

Thread that fell apart like soft bread >>4645866

>Its ok bro a pitbull didnt maul you because that wasn't a real pitbull. It was actually a canis demonis, a breed created by crossing bulldogs, terriers, and american pitbull terriers recognized by the lesser southwestern kennel club of utah (membership: 5). despite most americans using pitbull to refer to a group of closely related landrace breeds, I, a serbian, a citizen of the lowest IQ nation in europe, have personally redefined pitbulls to only include american pitbull terriers that have been involved in dogfighting, and those were all under 60 pounds. It was just mixed breed. i guess you should just watch out for dogs in general!
>Besides did you know that in 2015 a malinois BIT someone? Owner or the breed?

i hate dogs so fucking much. i’ve had a boomer neighbor that always has a fucking large dog barking in a fence. as soon as their dog dies they get another dog and leave it out there to bark. they’ve been doing this for 10 years now and they are the source of every bit of noise in the neighborhood.

thankfully one of them died and the other piece of shit is on the way out. i can’t wait to visit their graves and piss all over them.

What are these crocodylomorphs-looking animals in the Meg 2 trailer? Are they in the books?

You saying that picrel is a “professional scientist” and he "knows the shit", right?

>my wife edition
cont. from: >>4599247

This thread is dedicated to all animals of the reptilia and amphibia classes. Topics include, but are not limited to: geckos, snakes of all kinds, frogs, salamanders, newts, turtles, tortoises, and much more. Before asking a question, do a search on the internet to see if it has been answered
Classifieds for finding breeders and products:
>morphmarket.com
>kingsnake.com
>faunaclassifieds.com
>reptilescanada.com (Canadian breeders)
>caudata.org
Most forums will have a "for sale" section on them, so look for that, especially if you have a specific herp you want. Craigslist can also be a good source for cheap aquariums, and make sure to check for any reptile expos that occur in your area.

When asking a question, make sure to include these details:
>Type and size of animal
>Enclosure dimensions
>Humidity and temperature
>Type of substrate
>The decor you use
>How often you feed
>The type of food you use
>If your animal is wild caught or captive bred
>How often you handle
>Who you bought the animal from

Other Helpful Resources
www.blackjungleterrariumsupply.com
www.joshsfrogs.com
http://www.reptilesmagazine.com
http://www.anapsid.org
http://www.hylid.clara.co.uk/caer.htm
https://www.americanmadeexotics.com/breeding-ball-pythons-article.html
http://blogs.thatpetplace.com/thatreptileblog/

Lolita/Tokitae is going to die.

"Marine scientists have also raised concerns that Lolita, who has had multiple health scares in the decades in her tank, won’t be well enough to survive the diseases and pollution in the ocean, but [Pitram] Singh said he’s confident that she will survive."

This is who's spearheading Tokitae's release: Pitram Singh, co-fouder of the animal rights group Friends of Lolita. He isn't a veterinarian, marine biologist, animal trainer, or even a custodian at the Seaquarium. He's a Florida Keys real estate tycoon. And he thinks he knows more about her health and wellbeing than the actual experts warning that this is a bad idea. The other so-called philanthropist funding this operation is Jim Irsay, CEO of the Indianapolis Colts. That's right, the NFL football team.

The icing on the cake is this statement from the CEO of the Dolphin Company, Eduardo Albor (a businessman, not an animal care professional):

"He [Albor] told media gathered for the announcement about his first visit to the Seaquarium before his company purchased the theme park. He and his daughter caught the Lolita show, and he described a cheering, happy crowd of families delighting in the orca’s performance, including himself. Then, he said, his daughter told him she couldn’t watch the show anymore and needed to leave. “I cannot be here because this place is too small for Lolita,” she told him. “Dad, I have to go or I will cry.” Albor said he vowed that if he took over the park, he would do what he could to free Lolita. “I promised,” he said."

Sir, you own a swim-with-the-dolphins company, and yet you're buying activist rhetoric hook, line, and sinker. You should have promised your daughter you would do what was best for Toki. You should have listened to the animal care experts who literally work for you instead of giving in to the same people who want to see you out of business.

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