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Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 11:33:36 No.4145344 View View Reply Original Report

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why she cute

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Anonymous Mon 25 Apr 2022 03:47:15 No.4148549 Report

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>>4146781
He know's, has been spamming that peep bullshit all week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Apr 2022 04:30:20 No.4148589 Report

Quoted By: >>4148624

>>4148535
That's not true. Huskies aren't the kind of dogs that can be cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Apr 2022 04:49:49 No.4148605 Report

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>>4146781
wtf peeps have xylitol now? there's no fucking way they did ten years ago

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Anonymous Mon 25 Apr 2022 05:08:28 No.4148624 Report

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>>4148589
look at this retard
behold a fucking moron
observe the buffoon before you
feast your eyes upon the display of unintelligence
comprehend the neurological inadequacy of this pathetic being

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Apr 2022 20:17:44 No.4150619 Report

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>>4148624
cute

>>4148549
i wonder if it's the same dude who keeps asking in every general if you can get X animal drunk or high on weed.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 01:58:24 No.4123344 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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Gentle Horse General
>>4098680 - old grey mare

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2022 23:34:33 No.4135855 Report

Quoted By: >>4135865 >>4135871 >>4135871,2

>>4135834
Oh I love this.
First off, caging chicken in tiny boxes has finally been illegalized a couple of years ago in Europe. That's just animal mistreatment and I don't think there's much room for debate there.

But the "a dick is much smaller than a whole arm" shit is especially spicy because it's missing the point incredibly hard.
Look, it's not about what you put into a cow. We kill cows regularly and raise some specifically for that purpose so it's not even about doing stuff to cows that a human would consider being terrible if done to them.
The cow isn't the subject, the cowfucker is. You're fucked in the head. Truly and well fucked in the head. Very likely potentially dangerous to society. Thus, any sane society would execute you for fucking a cow. Not because of the cow but because you're a fucking lunatic and we've got well too many people and no place to spare for some maniac that would fuck cows. You should be shot dead in the streets because you are fucking DISGUSTING.
That's really all there's to it.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2022 23:42:31 No.4135865 Report

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>>4135855
they hold parades for faggot lunatics and it's fine because it's feminist approved which bestiality isn't

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2022 23:46:25 No.4135871 Report

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>>4135855
you mad bruh
>Truly and well fucked in the head
thanks doc
should i take my meds?
>Very likely potentially dangerous to society
LMAO LOOK AT THIS DUDE
>>4135865
nothing wrong with this
Humans doing whatever they want
go to china or russia

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Apr 2022 21:42:47 No.4135871,1 Report Delete

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What the fuck is going on on /an/ suddenly? Everyone is going full retard.
This situation took out a couple Anons who didn't even spam that shit since apparently jannies carpet-banned the thread. In some cases even Global Rule 1 permanent bans for some reason. Seems like either a new jannie got hired who's really going hard or someone snapped due to rowdy Anons.
Either way, actually innocent horse general anons got taken out by this clusterfuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Apr 2022 15:25:31 No.4135871,2 Report Delete

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>>4135855
>The cow isn't the subject, the cowfucker is. You're fucked in the head. Truly and well fucked in the head. Very likely potentially dangerous to society.
At least you're finally being honest, though no less stupid. On what basis did you assume that screwing a horse is a danger to society? Motherfucker, it's objectively less dangerous than a glass of beer. But that doesn't mean that it can't get dangerous if imbeciles like you won't stop harrassing us.

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/dog/ general

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 16:51:40 No.4137600 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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Purdy poodle edition

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Anonymous Mon 25 Apr 2022 13:56:06 No.4148961 Report

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>>4148930
>Try keeping treats in your left pocket, let her know you have them by stopping now and then and getting her to sit, paw or whatever command she knows for a couple seconds - reward with treat.
After a couple times she knows how this works, start trying to get her to walk heel with you. Start small, if she does it properly for 5 steps, stop and reward with treat. Repeat 5 times.
Start increasing step count with time, from 5-10-20

I have tried this numerous times. She’ll do this inside the house or in the potty area itself, but won’t do it when we’re walking home. Which is why I’m wondering if she’s dealing with some kind of fear. She’ll be on my left side, and when I stop walking when she pulls, she’ll walk to my right side , then behind me to go to my left, causing me to either spin around or switch hands with the leash.

She’s suddenly scared to go into stores like PetSmart now. She’ll start panting rapidly and pulls me to leave. My husband and I made sure to socialize her when she was younger, and she was always a social butterfly, wanting to meet every person and dog, so for her to be scared now is just very bizarre and upsetting.

She is a Labrador retriever/Australian shepherd mix btw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Apr 2022 17:53:25 No.4149202 Report

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My dog licks his lips when I wake him up for a belly rub, does this mean he's pissed at me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Apr 2022 18:57:07 No.4149271 Report

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>>4148778
pedos say the same thing. zoos and pedos are of the same ilk. both are incapable seducing a sexually mature woman so to compensate for being utter failures they prey on those of insufficient experience/intelligence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Apr 2022 18:59:22 No.4149273 Report

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>>4148846
that annoying shit goes away. use to be able to do anything around dutch just 2 months ago. vaccuum? ATTACK. sweep? ATTACK. take off shoes? STEAL

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Apr 2022 19:08:50 No.4149282 Report

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>>4148913
you need to pull back on the dog and redirect them to the opposite direction that they want to go. its important that you learn how to pull your dog. you want the collar to pull on them from the side of the neck not the front.

beckmann dog training comes off as a cringey psycho tony robbins wannabe but he has videos that demonstrate this

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Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 20:07:11 No.4139773 View View Reply Original Report

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I'm a broken man. My gf put drain cleaner in the toilet and my dog drank it and died while no one was home.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 20:48:49 No.4139819 Report

Quoted By: >>4139851

>>4139799
women feel legit threatened by dogs and often annoyed by how some men treat their dogs because they are big on things being "the way they should be because they should be that way"

if you once told her "i dont care my dog sleeps on the couch/bed" in a womans mind thats a cue to start planning a way to kill or abandon your dog if she grew up knowing "dogs dont go on furniture because dogs dont go on furniture". you cant argue with them about that. so either they pointlessly screech (because! because! dumb fucking filthy animal! because because because! because it is and it is because! now i will bring up some irrelevant thing you did thats supposed to make me right! -10/10 woman impressoion) or know that there's no productive argument to be had and go full empowered boss bitch and make their will reality in the most underhanded and cowardly way possible. because women are shit, basically. you can reason with a man and make a fair deal with a man but if a woman is not absolutely perfect throw her away. we are far from living in the caliphate that the followers of mohammad will bring about (pbuh) and can not yet beat them into agreement as our ancestors knew was the only way to keep the woman that was good otherwise. so throw them away. if they are not in love with everything you love they will destroy it.

the red flags may have already been there. my dog is my great filter for women. if they have any problems or aren't really affectionate with them i dump them the day after. there are billions of them.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 21:20:27 No.4139850 Report

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>>4139817
Catfag detected. The guy is devastated over his dead dog, have you autistic cunts got no empathy? Put tape around your cat so it doesn't explode when you fuck it you faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 21:21:12 No.4139851 Report

Quoted By: >>4139870,1

>>4139799
>>4139819
Disgusting schizos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 21:37:12 No.4139870 Report

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>>4139773
sry about your loss. I'm sure your dog knew you loved him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Apr 2022 22:55:58 No.4139870,1 Report Delete

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>>4139851
Malding roastie

I hate women so much it's unreal

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2022 06:11:14 No.4134966 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4136936 >>4136937

janny, stop ignoring my reports and clean up the horse thread

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Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 00:41:04 No.4136929 Report

Quoted By: >>4136936 >>4136937 >>4136941

>>4136528
>>4136559
>>4136643
>>4136807
my friends, if you ever doubt the value of zoo/shitbull posting just remember that these reddit tourists cannot stand it

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Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 00:44:29 No.4136936 Report

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>>4134966 | >>4134985 | >>4135003
>>4135006 | >>4135010 | >>4135032
>>4135212 | >>4135219 | >>4135230
>>4135241 | >>4135262 | >>4135424
>>4135425 | >>4136033 | >>4136046
>>4136226 | >>4136244 | >>4136278
>>4136346 | >>4136528 | >>4136534
>>4136559 | >>4136643 | >>4136667
>>4136807 | >>4136860 | >>4136929

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Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 00:45:29 No.4136937 Report

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>>4134966 | >>4134985 | >>4135003
>>4135006 | >>4135010 | >>4135032
>>4135212 | >>4135219 | >>4135230
>>4135241 | >>4135262 | >>4135424
>>4135425 | >>4136033 | >>4136046
>>4136226 | >>4136244 | >>4136278
>>4136346 | >>4136528 | >>4136534
>>4136559 | >>4136643 | >>4136667
>>4136807 | >>4136860 | >>4136929
>>4136936

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Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 00:48:41 No.4136941 Report

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>>4136929
protip, they're going to post here with or without the zooshit and shitbull threads
if anything, it encourages them to post here more to start arguing about whatever shit tier topic crops up
and it's a bit too late to worry about reddit tourists when they constantly ooze from /v/, /pol/, and /tv/, and have done so for several years now

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 00:50:09 No.4136942 Report

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>>4136528
you are now aware all pet owners are platonic zoophiles. Now go flagellate yourself

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2020 16:30:12 No.3311267 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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Why do retarded people treat giant isopods like shit? They are one of the oldest and most fascinating animals out there.

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Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 09:20:48 No.3321704 Report

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>>3311373
My uncle is convinced he saw one once while diving in shallow waters of of the westcoast of the cape york peninsula.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 11:55:13 No.3321778 Report

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>>3321295
And they r really funny look at this mem video xD >>3321668

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 14:03:43 No.3321886 Report

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>>3311743
You're aware that you're talking to an actual, non-meme autistic person, right?
He thinks that posts like OP are shitting up the board and he is trying to correct it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2020 14:06:08 No.3321887 Report

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>>3311283
OP is clearly ESL/younger and didn't deserve bullying, but then again the autist didn't think he was bullying, just being helpful (but autistic people aren't known for their tact).
Overall, no one was in the wrong here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 05:26:15 No.3321887,1 Report Delete

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Based isoautist.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 14:47:46 No.4101560 View View Reply Original Report

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>didn't get my period this week
>haven't been with a human male since before covid
Is the abortion doctor going to be able to tell it isn't human

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Anonymous Sat 05 Mar 2022 23:24:54 No.4094487 View View Reply Original Report

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>there are actual zoophiles on this board

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Anonymous Sun 06 Mar 2022 19:40:07 No.4095132 Report

Quoted By: >>4095138

>>4095127
nta but we do

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Mar 2022 19:48:11 No.4095136 Report

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>>4094487
I hate lemurfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Mar 2022 19:51:02 No.4095138 Report

Quoted By: >>4095152

>>4095132
go ahead and post your dog then, i'm probably one of the people you characterize as a zoophile so I know you're just throwing shit at the screen like a fat basement dwelling chimp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Mar 2022 20:09:38 No.4095152 Report

Quoted By: >>4095152,1

>>4095138
You must be the repressed zoo feeling dude with the dead dog. and no, im not posting my girl cause some of you are cunts who will try to dox us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Mar 2022 20:37:50 No.4095152,1 Report Delete

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>>4095152
peak larp.

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Anonymous Mon 06 Dec 2021 20:46:49 No.3999913 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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What do you like more, the heat or the cold?

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Anonymous Thu 10 Feb 2022 23:01:01 No.4068880 Report

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>>4066390
A cute drawing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Feb 2022 05:28:40 No.4070135 Report

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Karen drawing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Feb 2022 01:28:03 No.4071053 Report

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Karen is cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Feb 2022 03:22:34 No.4071122 Report

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This thread has been up for two months and it's just flood and spam by the same retard who does it on other boards too
Janitors do your fucking job

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Feb 2022 23:56:32 No.4071122,1 Report Delete

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Weabs btfo
Back to r/anime

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Animal Genitalia Thread

Anonymous Sat 05 Feb 2022 18:24:34 No.4062947 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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Post interesting animal genitalia.

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Anonymous Fri 11 Feb 2022 19:55:25 No.4069686 Report

Quoted By: >>4069691 >>4069693,1

>>4069679
My comments talking about experiences with my girls have gotten deleted in the past so I think there’s a dumb janny who hates dogfucking topics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Feb 2022 19:57:23 No.4069690 Report

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>>4069676
Double standards, if you would tell that your human wife has become happier after her periods finished, then your post will stay, but if you say dog instead of wife then no you are troll and etc. It does not violate american laws

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Feb 2022 19:57:56 No.4069691 Report

Quoted By: >>4069693

>>4069686
/an/ is supposed to be a work safe blue board, i'm surprised this thread has been allowed to live
/b/ is the only board where you can discuss it fairly freely

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Feb 2022 19:59:28 No.4069693 Report

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>>4069691
Tell me at least one reason why this thread is not safe. When you see a dog at the street from rear view you dont close your eyes right? These are just pictures and nothing more. Animals cant be NSFW because they are animals, nobody finds them attractive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Feb 2022 20:00:14 No.4069693,1 Report Delete

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>>4069682
Human vaginas are well adapted to human penises and don't really become looser unless using a horse dildo for hours. Or else any woman having sex with her husband would become a perpetually infected, irritated mess.

Applying a human penis to a canine is like using a horse dildo hooked to a sex machine on a woman. We have rougher dicks that penetrate fully erect and continuously thrust for 5-10 minutes. With canines, they penetrate flaccid so the largest event is a barely-inflated knot popping in, the portion that sits the opening is smaller and more pliable to allow it to twist around, and once they seat the knot after 10 seconds they stop thrusting and just sit still and enjoy themselves.

I can't believe you need this explained to you

>>4069686
More like a dumb mod that won't give you your 30 ban

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