>>17017743Like, What did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Beauty School,
and I've been involved in numerous secret shops in Louis Vuitton.
I have like over 300 facebook friend requests too. I am trained in male psychological warfare
and I'm the top hairdresser in my entire salon.
Like, you are nothing to me but just another cut and perm.
I will style your hair with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, you can totally mark my words.
Like, you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, little dick. Because like,
as we speak I am contacting my secret network of feminist groups across the world and your Girlfriend mag subscription is
being traced to you so like you better prepare for the junk mail, bitch. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your
summer wardrobe. You're like sooo fucking yesterday, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can style you in over seven hundred ways,
and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in make-up application, but like I have access to the entire arsenal
of the Maybelline range and I will use it to its full extent to redesign your miserable look off the face of the continent,
you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you,
maybe you would have held your stupid tongue you silly boi XD But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you foolish fool.
I will spray hair product all over you and you will look glamorous in it.. You're fucking fabulous, kiddo.
