>>5819183Chad Scythians:
Keeps pastoralist ways of his ancestors
Lives in the open steppe, spends time fighting and herding
Controls land from Crimea to Altai
Immensely wealthy because controls trade routes
Routinely goes on raids for Germanic and Slavic women
Master horse archer
Uncivilized, but ferocious and advanced nonetheless
Outwitted the Greeks
Virgin Slavs:
Gets enslaved so many times, becomes the source of the word slave in over 100 languages
Lives underneath a swamp breathing through straws to avoid getting killed
Control nothing because lives in swamps in Belarus, spends time playing with rocks and sticks
Looks vaguely human
Millions of their women get bred by Germanics, Byzantines, Mongols, Turkics, Scythians, etc
Tries to avoid conflict after getting defeated and enslaved by Scythians and Germanics
Uncivilized, but stupid and harmless
Enslaved by Greeks