How much do you take for a one nerd?

anyone know where I can get a harpoon gun?

I need one for Home Defense. I live in the U.S

> Where to hide a gun

Britfag here, I just got myself a gun. It's a Ruger 22/45. I'm not really sure why I got it, when a guy I know asked me if I wanted to buy it I just though 'fucking too right I do!' With visions of me sleeping with it under my pillow.

Now my inner child has calmed down I realised I don't actually want to get arrested. I like the idea of having one available, but not somewhere its gunna get me easily busted.

The only thing that comes to mind is getting a air-tight, strong box and burying it. Ideally in the garden, but if that's too stupid, maybe somewhere away from home.

Any ideas /k/?

Come at me /k/.

Hey /k/ check this out. Just wanna know what /k/ thinks. Yeah the pic is me. No I'm not gonna time stamp it cause if you doesn't really matter if it's me or not.

http://www.altpress.com/contributors/entry/phil_labonte_of_all_that_remains_on_the_second_amendment_
and_our_right_to_b

This might be a repost, but I give zero fucks.

Pic motherfucking related.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bWpK0wsnitc

Spyderco Chicago - made for Chicago knife carry laws.
Spyderco UK Pen Knife - made for UK knife carry laws, 2008.
Spyderco Pingo - made for Danish knife carry laws, 2012.

Which jurisdiction should Spyderco attend to next to give the most knife they can within the laws?

I need your help, /k/.
So a guy wants to fight me over a girl problem that happened a week ago. Just for laughs, I told him to meet me at a movie theater that was over 30 minutes away and he actually went. He brought 3 of his friends and I had them wait for over an hour while I wasn't even there. I just pissed them off even more by telling them I knew Gorilla warfare.
He then sent me my address in a form of a text, which means he knows where I live. I am currently waiting by my window with my Glock 30 with hollow points that I thought was cool a long time ago and my nugget. I have 5 days till I ship out to Basic training, but these guys are sending me death threads. Pic related, they just sent it to me. what do?

Let's say the only thing I give a fuck about is gun rights.

Who do I vote for, /k/? Educate me.

So, /k/, took the WASR out today for the first time. Bought 60 rounds last night just to hold me over until I got the shit I ordered online in.
She shoots like a dream, about 3" groups overall. That G2 trigger is also much nicer than expected. I tried some bump-fire, but I could only get two off at a time, sadly. I shall practice, though.