Signs of a McDojo

1. Claims to be too dangerous for the ring
2. Palm strike to nose
3. Kata
4. Standing wrist locks which are supposed to flip your opponent
5. Spinning back fist
6. Axe kicks
7. When they ground fight it doesn't resemble wrestling or Brazilian jiu-jitsu
8. Claims an elbow to the spine or knee to the face is how you prevent a double leg takedown
9. No sparring
10. The katana is the best sword ever
11. Claims to be able to defend against multiple attackers yet is unable to defeat one attacker
12. Board breaking
13. Mentions the fact that they're a former Navy SEAL, Green Beret, Army Ranger, etc.
14. Thinks Bruce Lee was a real fighter
15. Thinks karambits are useful knives
16. Tries to make a distinction between "self defense" and "sport fighting"
17. Ear slapping
18. Neck snapping
19. Pressure points
20. Moves that "take your opponent's knee out"
21. "We don't compete"
22. Back flips
23. "If someone threatens you with a knife give him your wallet"
24. Claims to be "reality based self defense"

No clowns allowed

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>>47083686

Eat Your Greens Edition

Previously on /meg/: >>50195016

Lying about criminal history = BAD
Lying about medical history = GOOD

>IRC Channel
>implying anyone uses IRC
#MEG on Freenode
If you're on mobile look up AndroIRC for the app. Any questions, ask in the thread to get you set up.
https://discord.gg/RmrWxhf

>Resources:

>Special Forces Fitness Guide
http://specialforcesrecruiter.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/THOR3-10-Week-Program.pdf
http://www.stewsmith.com/linkpages/sfart.htm#:~:text=PT%3A%20Every%20other%20day.,of%2040%20to%2050%20reps).

>Shadowspear.com
All around SOF website. Great info and run by former/active members of SOF units. Mentor program. Also has forums for international SOF.

>Professionalsoldiers.com
For all Army SF info.

>http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/showthread.php?115180-MARSOC-Force-Recon
This is an all-inclusive thread for MARSOC/Force Recon stuff. Good site for Marines info too.

>https://www.airwarriors.com/community/
>https://mega.nz/folder/ZQhQDLQA#SrCZyqNQiomnG4DsTzcNMg
Naval Aviator forum with info on Navy OCS, as well study guides for ASTB-E

>https://bogidope.com/civilian-to-guard-or-reserve/the-ultimate-military-pilot-career-path-part-1/
Airforce Pilot guide - just do AFROTC, political science major, 4.0 with athletics is auto-acceptance

>Should I go Navy Enlisted Nuke???
No, you'll get cancer and a prolapsed asshole. http://i.imgur.com/FZ0Q9q4.png
tl;dr: Two year long school with suicidal furries, you never get to leave your boat, zero job prospects.

>Info on sf86
https://www.opm.gov/forms/pdf_fill/sf86.pdf

>Free ASVAB Practice Tests
https://www.asvabpracticetests.com/

>Nov. 2020 Fort Jackson Army Basic Training Guide
https://pastebin.com/yg972vRE (Short version)
https://pastebin.com/53tsDj90 (40 page version)

>How to get way overqualified in shape for BMT/BCT when starting from nothing
https://pastebin.com/yGzadpNZ

So this just happened in Norway, what does /k/ think about defense spray, particularly the red kind, it looks effective against Antifa.
https://www.document.no/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/antifa-angriper.mp4

Why, despite their flaws and shortcomings are italian firearms considered the most exotic and desirable?

Accounts of veterans of Vietnamese all female militia units who fought in 1979 against Chinese. The women are in their fifties or sixties now.

All female Vietnamese militia unit C3 - 103 of the Logistics Department of Military Region in Hòa An distrct, Cao Bằng province which fought against the Chinese on 17 February to 5 March 1979.

There were 93 Vietnamese women in this unit and they served as logistics before taking up arms to fight as a militia unit against Chinese men. They were led by Vũ Thị Kim Liên a 19 year old woman and they killed dozens of Chinese men in battle. 19 year old Lieutenant colonel Nguyễn Thị Tuyết was also part of the unit.

The Vietnamese female militia of C3 defeated Chinese men several times in battle repulsing them each time with dozens of deaths and each of them had to bury four Chinese corpses as they took captured Chinese weapons from the field to use themselves. The first battle lasted 2 hours.

https://danviet.vn/chuyen-it-biet-ve-don-vi-nu-chien-dau-chong-trung-quoc-o-cao-bang-7777956059.htm

A place where the financially challenged can post budget gear and solutions

Previous >>50088656

>Banging another guy's wife in HIS house

>Not carrying

He deserved it more than she did

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuch#Indian_subcontinent_(Central_Asian_and_Iranian_Muslim_Conquerors)

The Sunni Muslim Afghan Pashtun Sultan of the Sur Empire, Sher Shah Suri defeated the Indian Hindu Rajputs under Puran Mal. The Afghan Pashtun Sunnis who had war elephants slaughtered the Indian Rajput Hindus including Puran Mal. The surviving Indian Rajput Hindu women and children were enslaved, among them were 3 of Puran Mal's nephews or sons who were castrated and became eunuchs so that their family line would not continue while Puran Mal's daughter was enslaved as a dancing girl as were other Hindu girls who were captured.[70]

The Turkic and Iranian Persian Twelver Shia Muslim royal family ruling the Oudh (Awadh) state in India obtained their eunuchs (khwajasarais) through crushing Hindu rebellions by their Indian Hindu subjects that they ruled, massacring Hindu men and enslaving the Hindu women and children with the South Asian Indian Hindu boys being castrated and sent into the harems for service as eunuchs. Jawahir Ali was a eunuch of Oudh state who was born a Hindu. The rulers of Oudh (Awadh) state were Twelver Shia while Rajput Hindus made up most of the local cultivator landholding rajas. The Hindu Rajas of Khairabad rebelled since they refused to pay taxes to the Twelver Shia district administrator Nawab Muhammad Ali Khan so Nawab Muhammad Ali defeated the Hindus in battle and the Muslim historian Muhammad Faiz Bakhsh recorded in his book Tarikh Farahbakhsh that Muhammad Ali sent "hundreds of unbelievers (Hindus) to hell", enslaving their children and women and castrated the Hindu boys among the children. Adult Hindu women, Hindu girls, and Hindu boys like Jawahir Ali were enslaved by their Twelver Shia ruler. One Hindu boy died from being castrated but the rest of the Hindu boys including Jawahir Ali survived the castration and entered Muhammad Ali's service as eunuchs.