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ITT post your grandpa's war stories.
>be my grandpa
>be drafted for occupation
>be in bootcamp
>everyone had just cleaned their rifles
>some egghead upstairs wants to see if men can shoot down a plane with an M1 Garand
>lets test this idea out with some recruits
>everyone is put in ranks with their rifles and given some clips
>some lazy recruits don't want to clean their rifles again, so they hand their clips to my grandpa so their rifles stay clean
>grandpa has dozens of clips, shoots them all at the plane. he liked shooting
>"oh yeah anon, watch out when you load an m1 it can chop your thumb off"
>thanks grandpa
>the other guys just point their rifles in the air and pretend to be shooting. since many of them are shooting its hard to tell who is and who isn't
>test is over. the plane obviously wasn't shot down
>drill sergeant is wise to the lazy recruits' scheme
>he walks up and down the ranks, puts a cartridge in each rifle, and shoots it
>now everyone has to clean their guns again
>be my grandpa
>be drafted for occupation
>be in bootcamp
>everyone had just cleaned their rifles
>some egghead upstairs wants to see if men can shoot down a plane with an M1 Garand
>lets test this idea out with some recruits
>everyone is put in ranks with their rifles and given some clips
>some lazy recruits don't want to clean their rifles again, so they hand their clips to my grandpa so their rifles stay clean
>grandpa has dozens of clips, shoots them all at the plane. he liked shooting
>"oh yeah anon, watch out when you load an m1 it can chop your thumb off"
>thanks grandpa
>the other guys just point their rifles in the air and pretend to be shooting. since many of them are shooting its hard to tell who is and who isn't
>test is over. the plane obviously wasn't shot down
>drill sergeant is wise to the lazy recruits' scheme
>he walks up and down the ranks, puts a cartridge in each rifle, and shoots it
>now everyone has to clean their guns again