What does /k/ think of this movie?

What's up, /k/. Imagine a scenario with me, if you will.

Let's pretend that you're going to buy a handgun compensator and they're throwing in a crown engraving for free (pic shows what I'm talking about if you're not familiar). Maybe you have a 10mm or .460 Rowland and want to reduce recoil. Maybe you're building a race gun and want to ELIMINATE recoil. Maybe you have a threaded barrel and want something to keep on it other than a huge suppressor or generic thread protector. Maybe you just want it for shits and giggles. Whatever. it's your fuckin' gun. I'm not here to judge you.

So you're buying this thing and the website or machinist or whomever asks what you want to put on there. The only rule is that it has to fit on the face of the compensator.

What would you get engraved?

>Please be original and try something other than "real operators don't care about aesthetics therefore I choose to have no engraving."

>Bonus points for a photoshit mockup.

Be strong. Be of good courage. God bless America. Long live the Republic.

>be me
>very much into guns
>shoot twice a week
>one problem though
>Be califag
>while I can still shoot and enjoy my Fienstein approved m1a, I have 0 friends to shoot with, and 90% of the people here are below tard tier when it comes to guns
>the only ones who like guns get their information from Call a dooty
>sitting at bus stop
>little grease ball from nearby middle school is waiting there too
> kid looks like he rubs pizza on his face every morning
>his hair is a legitimate fire hazard
>lets call him greaseball
>grease ball starts talking to me about his favorite videogames
>'battlefield is so hardcore'
>I pity this abomination
>I talk with him
>he asks if I do any sports
>tell him that I shoot a few times a week
>greaseball's eyes light up so bright Im worried his slimy flesh will spontaneously combust
>starts yammering on about he loves guns, that's so cool, yadda yadda yadda
>asks me what my favorite gun is
>profess my love of the nugget
>lol whats that?
> whatdidyousaynigger?.jpg
> want to tear this uninformed shit's head off but suppress the urge
>through gritted teeth I ask him what is his
>he blurts out the following sentence word for word
> "the p90 is the greatest weapons system ever devised!"
>lolwut?
>"it has an ergonamic design perfect for close quarters operations"
>uhm... ok
>greaseball continues becoming progressively more cringeworthy
> the 5.7mm armor piercing ammunition is fired from a 50 round clip
>he actually said "Em em" instead of millimeter
>tell him it's overpriced, and the bullets are underpowered
>"THE P90 IS THE GREATEST WEAPONS SYSTEM EVER DEVISED"
>ok I got that... calm down kid
>"IT'S THE GREATEST CLOSE QUARTERS AUTOMATIC WEAPONS PLATFORM EVER DESIGNED!!!"
>begin to backaway slowly
>kid continues to repeat the same sentence with slight variations over and over
>not sure if tard or just codfag
>bus arrives
>kid hops on
>I dont
>start taking the number 232 ever since.

so /k what's the dumbest thing a nogunz has said to you?

Didn't see an AK thread so I'll start one. FINALLY finished my AK-74M. Spent a long time sourcing all the proper Russian parts for this build (about two years). I had to get many of the parts imported from Russia and other European countries into the U.S. to finish it up.

Since we can't 'import' current issue Russian firearms and parts (this is pre-sanction agreements) it took me a very long to to get this done and correct.

Be strong. Be of good courage. God bless America. Long live the Republic.

Sooooo I have an obscenely small penis. I've already got a porsche but that didnt compensate enough, for you see my junk is near microscopic.
So what handgun will properly compensate for my... inadaquacy?
>Should i get the taurus judge?
>is their a bigger more compensate-y handgun that I dont know about?

>FB Radom starts its factory in Texas
>no more IO fucking up the quality
>new factory will start with selling 5,56/7,62/22LR versions of Beryl/Archer firles and the BRS-99 pistol
>MSBS IS READY AND MIGHT BE AVAILABLE EVEN THIS DECEMBER

info and features of MSBS
-quick change barrel
-left/right ejection
-full ambi bolt release/mag release/charging handle/safety
-M16 standard pistol grip
-can be changed into a bullpup using a bullpup frame which will be sold in US
-different calibre kits
-feeds from standard AR15 mags
-cheaper than ACR
-lighter than ACR

MSBS has passed the army tests in Poland cause its going to be the standard rifle in Polish Army so its not some kind of Vaporware

Also after bringing the MSBS to the US market they will most likely bring also the Mag95/98 and its yourger brother the PR-15 which was co-developed with MSBS for the polish army

Also there is a rumour of VIS 1935 in 9mm and a bullpup sniper rifle made by ZM Tarnow the 308/338 Lapua Magnum Bor Rifle (inb4 its awesome rifle but its fucking expensive, but don't expect cheapness from a sniper rifle with milled titanium frame)

So Anon, on scale of 1-100 how hard is your dick?

http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2015/01/23/msbs-radon-rifle-us-launch-impressions/
http://www.canadiangunnutz.com/forum/showthread.php/1184006-2015-Shot-Show-Fabryka-Broni-F-B-RADOM
http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2015/01/19/radom-msbs-coming-us-market
http://youtu.be/PxKLXafe6Q8

Hey, /k/. One of my friends seems hellbent on telling me that swords are generally more effective than guns. I've run out of "You're retarded" arguments, can you help me out here?

What are the legalities/practicalities in the way of under mounting a shotgun?

I don't want batfees or pickateenies busting in/off.