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>500 word essay due next tuesday
its fucking OVER
its fucking OVER
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Can every post be about Tahlia again like it's 2020?
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Why do femanons hate us so much and why do they come here?
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I learned my friend killed himself today. Everything feels so empty without him. I happy he found peace and is no longer in pain, but I don't want to live without him
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>You will never again experience an Internet without social media and smartphones
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anyone have that image of ciara in an adidas tracksuit? im buying one and i want it to look like hers
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I just want to be liked for who I am.
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As a 24 year old guy that hasn't had sex, is it more pathetic to hire a female prostitute, or fuck a twink from grindr?
On the one hand the prostitute is the gender I'm actually attracted to, but on the other hand I have to pay for it, whereas I don't with the twink.
On the one hand the prostitute is the gender I'm actually attracted to, but on the other hand I have to pay for it, whereas I don't with the twink.
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Why do you guys love her that much?
Of course,she is beautiful and funny and i am sorry for her but why is she different of any other e-girl with a OF?
I am just curious
Of course,she is beautiful and funny and i am sorry for her but why is she different of any other e-girl with a OF?
I am just curious
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ITT: showing normies the true meaning of the superior mobile operating system
>Be me
>Seducing women on Tinder
>End up finding a random roastee 6/10, huge tits, clearly into me
>One night stand material
>We agree to meet up at my house
>Watch some boring ass comedy, long story short she ends up giving me head
>Driest blowjob I've had in my life
>Her """personality""" isn't much better
>She begs me for my phone number
>At this point I just want her to leave so I give it to her
>She pulls out her phone
>It's an iPhone
>Disgusted beyond belief, suppress my urge to vomit
>She texts me to make sure I gave her the right number
>"Wait Anon, why are your bubbles green, do you have an Android?"
>Well yes I d-"
>Before I even finish my sentence she says that sinful phrase
>"Haha eww gross"
>Combat mode engage
>I knock her iPhone out of her hands
>Watch as it lands on the couch and breaks into a million pieces
>Pathetic.
>I turn to face her
>"Wtf Anon what was that for???"
>I karate kick her leg
>Hear a bone break
>She is screaming in pain
>Pull out a stack of tendies I had stored in my pocket specifically for this occasion
>Shove them in her mouth
>She is still mumbling for help
>Spits them out and tries to limp away
>I'm faster
>Catch up to her and body slam her with my 400lb tendie fueled samurai body
>Proceed to do the final atomic blaster super combo
>She is gargling on the floor, coughing up blood
>I pull out my 50-inch samurai sword with the Android logo embroidered on it
>Slice her head off and put in my collection
>Dump her body in a dumpster behind my house labelled "iPhones"
Another win for the Android gang.
>Be me
>Seducing women on Tinder
>End up finding a random roastee 6/10, huge tits, clearly into me
>One night stand material
>We agree to meet up at my house
>Watch some boring ass comedy, long story short she ends up giving me head
>Driest blowjob I've had in my life
>Her """personality""" isn't much better
>She begs me for my phone number
>At this point I just want her to leave so I give it to her
>She pulls out her phone
>It's an iPhone
>Disgusted beyond belief, suppress my urge to vomit
>She texts me to make sure I gave her the right number
>"Wait Anon, why are your bubbles green, do you have an Android?"
>Well yes I d-"
>Before I even finish my sentence she says that sinful phrase
>"Haha eww gross"
>Combat mode engage
>I knock her iPhone out of her hands
>Watch as it lands on the couch and breaks into a million pieces
>Pathetic.
>I turn to face her
>"Wtf Anon what was that for???"
>I karate kick her leg
>Hear a bone break
>She is screaming in pain
>Pull out a stack of tendies I had stored in my pocket specifically for this occasion
>Shove them in her mouth
>She is still mumbling for help
>Spits them out and tries to limp away
>I'm faster
>Catch up to her and body slam her with my 400lb tendie fueled samurai body
>Proceed to do the final atomic blaster super combo
>She is gargling on the floor, coughing up blood
>I pull out my 50-inch samurai sword with the Android logo embroidered on it
>Slice her head off and put in my collection
>Dump her body in a dumpster behind my house labelled "iPhones"
Another win for the Android gang.
