If you had to play a single lego game, with a single egirl, which lego game and which egirl?

Personally, I'd pick tahlia and lego star wars, just for the fact that when we unlocked freeplay mode, i could force her to play as a Gamorrean Guard, pick related, because they look similar. and whenever she'd die, losing credits and putting us even further away from achieving true jedi, id sock her face, a total round house block, somehow breaking her nose - id be extremely shocked, id expect her nose to be like an underdevolped rib bone that you sometimes get in your tony roma ribs; soft, very flexable; all due to her doughy pig like nose. how could something like that be broken? id find a way. shed bleed and coagulations would form, but id force her to keep on collecting credits; i need that true jedi. in more seriousness though, the jokes on you, id play lego indiana jones with audrey, giving her kisses on the nose and sometimes on the lips when i was lucky and she was in the mood, shed dress both of us up like adventures with hats and cool jungle expepment, gear, and shirts so we could really be immersed. since its a hot day out we'd drink alot of water, she'd have to visit the toliet alot due to this fact. shed enjoy the game, but be slightly upset, because the nazis would be the enemys, unlike nutahlia, aka gentitahlia, aka the beast from the east, audrey does not larp her religious or political beleifs.

To the one based janny who has been deleting e-whore threads...keep up the good work.

Say something (preferably nice) about my future wife

For me it's definitely chiaki

>you will never get to fuck a cute slavic girl in this outfit

I was talking to Brendio and I realized why he's so happy (yes he is genuinely happy). He has transcended the system and "designed" himself the perfect mate. You see, his girl Tahlia is completely and utterly his. She doesn't actually have any free will. Everything she does is as Brendio intended. That's why he's going on all those YouTube shows and laughing at all the other people there. He has something way better waiting for him at home.

How will you be celebrating St. Elliot's day, anons?

My ultimate fantasy is to be in highschool, with the body of audrey the aubwey. It would be a public school rather than a private school, so I'd get to enjoy going to school 5 days a week, and not stay at home listening to my dad yell. I'd have a lot of fun being with my boyfriend in the science period, copying answers from the back of the science book for our big section homework, and we'd be sharing his earbuds. We'd listen to stuff like those anime "masturbate to cartoons" songs, and the original macintosh vaperwave. we'd share short sweet kisses after we did a section, and he'd congratulate me saying "good job". somedays i'd get my mom to allow me to spend the night at his place, at his farm. he'd only live 5 minutes away from me. his mom would constantly be thinking we're fucking, but we wouldn't be. we'd just be watching a disney movie while calling each other cum dumpsters and n words. i'd take great pleasure out of his enjoyment of just looking at me, and having me be his; my chipmunk nose, my nice shorter hair, my durable (like durasteel from starbound, or hellstone from terraria) body, he'd have alot to touch and play around with. we'd cuddle and i'd be able to feel his boner rubbing up against me, and he'd be able to gather a pretty strong smell off me soon enough; as neither of us would of showered, and we'd be doing these semi-lewd things throughout the night so we'd both be pretty excited teenagers. (also guys, remember shogun 2 total war is free on steam, pick it up, last day to pick it up)

Incel's paradox:
>"women are all sluts and whores"
>cannot get a girl to have sex with them despite their best efforts

Discussion about these strong angels

>which one do you prefer?
>how would you arm them for the upcoming civil war? Audrey with a K98k? Marky with just a knife and her black boots? Or is their beauty enough to kill?
>what part of these girls mogs audrey the most?
>who do you think is more dom?
>do you think these girls love barns?
which one would you rather repopulate the earth with?