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>random guy joins my discord >ask him who he is >starts to beat around the bush and act like a sperg >ban him Post stories of autistic things you've dealt with
Humans shouldn't be allowed to have sex or own an electronic device until after they turn 25. Fucking, kissing, hugging, holding hands should be illegal in public areas. Drinking alcohol should only be done by men who have a license to drink. Smoking anything is completely outlawed. Wearing graphic T-shirts or anything that makes you look subhuman is completely illegal in public areas (clothes that cover your whole body and do not accentuate provocative areas on the body... ). If you need clothing then the government will supply it to you. Anyone who is found guilty breaking these laws will instantly get the death penalty. Not a proper death sentence, a bullet to your fucking forehead while being tied down on the street for all to see. It teaches people to NOT BREAK THE FUCKING LAW or they will be next.
First greentext here we go >Be me >1 year ago >15 year old Canadian guy, basically fucking autistic >See cute girl on school bus >Redhead, kinda overweight, pic related >Ask her for her number >"Sorry, I don't have a phone" >oof.wav >Ffw a year, about 4-5 months ago >Move halfway across the bus from where I sat to sit across the isle from her >Make small talk >15 yet she literally doesn't have a phone >She likes to paint, wants be a journalist, etc. >Just relatively normal shit >Says she likes My Chemical Romance >Due to seeing edgy people on the internet my edge sensor is screaming at me to gtfo >Continue anyway >See her writing something one day >Ask about it >"Oh its a fanfic, its really weird tho you probably wouldn't like it" >My dumbass says "Oh I've seen a lot of weird stuff on the internet it probably isn't that bad" You poor, poor boy. If only you really knew. >Gives me a link to look it up when I get home >Look it up >She has more followers on the fanfic website than I do on literally any social media, and all I do is spend time on the internet >The fanfic is about Jeff the Killer >The fucking creepypasta >Try my best to read it, really want things to work out with her >In Discord chat with the homies the whole time >I share the link with them >Me all try to read it as long as possible >I make it a quarter of the page through >My boy Jung manages to make it through a whole page before he just about has a fucking aneurysm >There's 17 fucking chapters not including author's notes >Look at authors notes >Talks about being molested >Back the fuck off for a while, but go back and resume talking after a month or two >Ffw to present day >Literally 2 days ago >Up at 3 am because long weekend >Decide to check back in for shits and giggles >Talks about being really suicidal, not being able to take it anymore, etc. >She was popping pills on the bus like a week ago >Keeps glancing at me half the time. This is getting a bit too weird for me. What the fuck do I do?
Your brain gets put in a vat where reality will be simulated and all your pleasure centers will be stimulated at the same time. It's the closest thing to heaven that mankind will ever see. Once you enter the pleasure machine you'll never return to reality again. Do you plug into the machine?
