>typing up a shitpost on /adv/
>"how do i stop touching my dick to puffy loli cunny"
>press enter
>don't realize i was still focused in ms teams
>so i accidentally send this rapey ass message in my work chat
>delete that shit in 5 seconds
I DON'T KNOW IF ANY OF MY COWORKERS SAW IT BUT NOBODY HAS SAID A WORD IN CHAT FOR 30 MINUTES
IT'S OVER IT'S SO FUCKING OVER I'M GOING TO GET FIRED

has a family member ever caught you masturbationing

remember these? lets get a thread going

fuck a latina?

>wake up at 7am
>take my adderall and anti anxieties
>turn on computer
>ignore the very few remaining friends i have
>browse 4chan and just lurk most of the time
>browse twitter, never tweet or interact with people on there
>refuse to leave the house unless i need to go to the grocery store
>again, ignore every human being
>go back home
>do assignments if im in the mood
>sit by myself and listen to music

with a life like this i dont think i will ever find someone to ever love me. im old (24) and only dated once in my entire life at 18 which didnt last long. i refuse to edate or use dating apps because i dont ever want to deal with multiple people and interact with them. ive never used one and have always been scared. god i hate my life, i dont even think if i put effort into someone they would even like me back. im not a very sexual person at all and prefer to be without it, its hard to find guys that are like that too. i cant really comprehend sexual talk or im oblivious to their intentions. but with guys it always seems like a top priority which i hate and resent them all for

I lost my virginity last night
am I allowed to post here anymore?

So do you consider zoomers to be the worst generation considering not only they're lazy and not like adults but they like to support terrorist organizations and become completely anti-Semitic? Zoomers suck and need to find a career and get back into the fucking program.

im a fembot and i want to make friends with other fembots.
i like edgy manga and ps2 games. and other random shit. HELLO

>be me
>trimming my finger nails cause they're too long
>notice that they're made in China
>most likely made by some old homeless Chinese lady in a sweatshop
>jerk off after
>basically got a hand job

Later, virgins

Trash Garbage Edition
>Your MBTI type
>Do you crush cans before recycling them?
>How much does packaging waste influence your decisions
>(Optional) What's something you're embarrassingly bad at?

Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is an introspective self-report questionnaire indicating differing psychological preferences in how people perceive the world and make decisions.
>The reader should understand that these four criteria of types of human behavior are just four viewpoints among many others, like will power, temperament, imagination, memory, and so on. There is nothing dogmatic about them, but their basic nature recommends them as suitable criteria for a classification. -Carl Jung

Learn the Basics:
https://watchwordtest.com/types

An introductory article:
https://myersbriggs.org/my-mbti-personality-type/why-learn-type/

Explanations of functions:
https://www.wikisocion.net/en/index.php?title=Psychological_Types
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jungian_cognitive_functions

Bibliography of Jungian and MBTI derived typology:
https://pastebin.com/XJvFYQzT

A proper introduction to MBTI from Patchyanon:
https://paste.fo/raw/287d5fb6f7b6

Turbie's wurbular funground of links and tests:
https://pastebin.com/6YSzm68D

Syntax of Love (Russian):
https://web.archive.org/web/20230608184321/https://psychosophy.ru/books/sintaksislubvi/sintaksislubvi1.html

Exploration into Enneagram:
https://wiki.personality-database.com/books/enneagram
https://ennealib.carrd.co/

Myers Briggs Files:
https://ufdc.ufl.edu/collections/myersbriggs

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