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Lick my pee pee
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Guys. The bot got reset. Post Oregeno comments.
Quoted By: >>40611125
WHY CANT I GET ATTACHED TO ANY GAME LIKE I DID WITH SKYRIM. I need a good game like skyrim robots, please help a neet nigger faggot out
Quoted By: >>40607372 >>40607385
ROBOTS AND VIRGINS GET OUT THIS IS A CHAD BOARD NOW. YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED HERE IF YOU'VE FUCKED AT LEAST 10 PUSSY HOLES
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>26
>only ever had a retail job
>can't afford to move out
>mom is kicking me out by 2018
What the fuck am I supposed to do? Help
>only ever had a retail job
>can't afford to move out
>mom is kicking me out by 2018
What the fuck am I supposed to do? Help
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le introducing the amine schizophrenic frojge gril
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*_*)*_*), \(0_0(o_0(UwU(<.<)/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzkclEo-B34
kaeru
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:^))) )) ))))))))
*_*)*_*), \(0_0(o_0(UwU(<.<)/
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>noticed about a week ago my cum started to smell like oatmeal
>think nothing of it other then it might be my diet
>three days ago I fapped and my semen came out dark grey
>this was a little worrying but the internet said that was natural
>yesterday i fapped and my cum was brown and had chalky bits in it
>freaked the fuck out
>showed discord server
>they freaked out
>cum literally looks like vomit from my dick that got mashed up
>im actually not that scared by it and decide to take a nap
>wake up to my dick throbbing in pain
>look at dick
>ITS FUCKING PURPLE
>begin to panic
>decide to call a taxi to hospital because i dont have a car and ambulances are overpriced
>taxi driver asks me where to
>tell him to high tail it to the hospital
>he seems me cringing and grabbing my dick through pants
"oh man you gotta be kidding me"
>tell him to just drive
>he speeds through stop lights while im trying not to cry like a baby because my dick feels like someone took a sledgehammer to it
>when we arrive at the hospital i leave him 3 twenties and go inside
>desk clerk sees me and tells me to take a clipboard
>tell her i cant wait its a emergency
>she says everyone else has a emergency
>tell her i think my dick is dead
>she gives me a blank expression before looking at my crotch
"one second please"
>she goes through some double doors for a while before coming out with a doctor
>he asks me what my problem is
>i tell him my dick is purple
>he just stares at me
>think nothing of it other then it might be my diet
>three days ago I fapped and my semen came out dark grey
>this was a little worrying but the internet said that was natural
>yesterday i fapped and my cum was brown and had chalky bits in it
>freaked the fuck out
>showed discord server
>they freaked out
>cum literally looks like vomit from my dick that got mashed up
>im actually not that scared by it and decide to take a nap
>wake up to my dick throbbing in pain
>look at dick
>ITS FUCKING PURPLE
>begin to panic
>decide to call a taxi to hospital because i dont have a car and ambulances are overpriced
>taxi driver asks me where to
>tell him to high tail it to the hospital
>he seems me cringing and grabbing my dick through pants
"oh man you gotta be kidding me"
>tell him to just drive
>he speeds through stop lights while im trying not to cry like a baby because my dick feels like someone took a sledgehammer to it
>when we arrive at the hospital i leave him 3 twenties and go inside
>desk clerk sees me and tells me to take a clipboard
>tell her i cant wait its a emergency
>she says everyone else has a emergency
>tell her i think my dick is dead
>she gives me a blank expression before looking at my crotch
"one second please"
>she goes through some double doors for a while before coming out with a doctor
>he asks me what my problem is
>i tell him my dick is purple
>he just stares at me
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anon, my boypoochie is ovulating! can you go to the store and get me some tampons?
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This is my favorite girl, she's filling water up at night thinking she's alone
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ITT: Everyone in /r9k/ lives in this apartment block in a dystopian future
What's happening in the /r9k/ block today?
And who the fuck is singing My Little Pony on Floor 532. I will come down from Floor 540 and fucking murder you
What's happening in the /r9k/ block today?
And who the fuck is singing My Little Pony on Floor 532. I will come down from Floor 540 and fucking murder you
