If you're so desperate for female companionship why don't you just become your own gf?

I'm obsessed with Elliot Rodger's lips!!

I want to save any remnants of Elliot Rodger's DNA, deposit them in a cryogenic storage until science will make conception from any DNA sample possible. Accelerate growth and development of that embryo to age 22 and here's Elliot, loving and kind and almost my age...
In the meantime, I will get his BMW, salvage and preserve the most of the original and rebuild it. Every time I drive it I'll conjure up his spirit and rescind all its negative energy.

Was Elliot Rodger objectively a net benefit for the world?

He may have killed 6, and caused about 20 people an immense amount of suffering, and mild suffering to maybe 30 more, but he also brought joy to thousands.

I'm pretty sure that Elliot Rodger's massive blessing on the world negates the suffering he brought to the families, and as a result was a net benefit to the world.

What is the definitive /r9k/ aesthetic? I am in need of a pertinent visage, it is imperative.

At 3pm US CST, I will post Elliot Rodger's death certificate in this thread.

>browsing the web
>stomach feels funny
>major fart
>no sound
>feels too warm
>feels wet
>it was a shart
>liquid shit soaking into chair
>shit running down my leg
>chair ruined
I bet this never happens to normies.

How do you suppress homicidal/suicidal thoughts.

I have no interest in doing either but my mind keeps giving me these random thoughts in my mind.

>good job for socially retarded neet with back problems that isn't a call center
>no skillz pls

>Where did it all go wrong? When you started masturbating. The nihilistic attitude comes from excessive ejaculation. People who go for a prolonged period of abstinence/semen retention find happiness in the little things again. the smell of flowers, the warmth of the sun, etc. Life becomes alive again.

You need to simply stop. There is no secret to it nor method.

You were all bright kids once. At least brighter than what you are now. But then you became a raging disappointment in every area. What happened, kid? Your parents don't know what to do with you. They are unable to process the reason behind your embarrassing failure of an existence. Really, it's their fault, as well. They should have warned you. They should have stopped you. Well, now their son is a smelly shameful turd as result of his consistent self-induced pollution. Everything about this is so wrong. How is it that your father who is decades older has more life in him than you? You're like a resident at a nursing home, shitting and pissing himself.

But hey, it's all worth it because it may or may not prevent prostate cancer. What a joke. Your sex drive is GOOD. It's very, very important and should only be turned off when you get old and have finished your life. So stop wasting it's precious energy by cumming all the time and preserve, channel it and live a great life.