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Is there anyone who can follow Eliza's current instagram?
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Fembot here. Had to make a video presentation for English class on the novel The Outsiders. Wanted to share with you guys. Let me know what you think, thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcKKRleaISc
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/agatha general/

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post agatha
discuss agatha
what do you think she will make a video of next?
is she /our girl/
let's go
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How do you guys tie your shoes...


I loop them and tuck them in completely...I've been doing them for a while now and wonder if it's autistic

rate and subscribe

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Women love thread

there is enough women hate threads, why dont we have a women love thread.

I start : Women are literally soft pillows. They are soft, warm and so cuddly.
Cuddling a woman is the best feeling in the world.
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Do you like my drawings ?
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Tales from Autismo Land [Chaper One]

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>Be me
>work as a paraprofessional for a life skills class at a middle school
>in other works I'm an assistant teacher in tard class
>First day on the job
>kids are hella nice an everything, there's a super hot art teacher who just graduated art college, and I'm making $3.50 more an hour
>FeelsGoodMan
>3 hours into new job
>absolute chaos
>one tard was sent home for exposing himself to female students
>another is on a table howling and banging his chest thinking he's Tarzan
>Tarzan Tard's best friend thinks he's Turk from the Tarzan movie and starts playing along
>morbidity obese kid with mid tier autism accidentally shit his pants and we've got no spare pants for him
>but there's this one fucking girl
>whom I shall called "Queen Autismo"
>she just was throwing a fit over having to do math
>after telling the teacher to fuck herself she throws herself on the floor kicking and screaming sayings she "no like maths"
>Training taught me to ignore it, she just wants attention or so shit I don't really know training was basically a two hour long video so it was all a bit fuzzy
>as I'm ignoring her Queen Autismo leaped to her feet, even though she was a good 160 lbs as a 7th grader
>she runs outta the room screaming "I want home"
>me and another make para are the only people fast enough to catch her
>we have be super careful with how we restrain her because lawsuit culture is a bitch
>grab her by her hips so she can't really crawl or run away
>about to call for back up
>but then
>Queen Autismo pulls out her trump card
>"RAAAAAAAAAAAPE"
>she belts this out at the top of her lungs
>classes full of kids and teachers pour out in the circular pod of class rooms.
>all they see is two teachers holding down an autistic girl
>I get kicked in the fucking face by a janitor
>she runs off and actually leaves the building unsupervised
>cops show up
>almost loss my job

10/10 best first day ever

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fauxre is a roastie
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So I kind of know this girl. She glances at me (or at least I think we do) and sometimes we make eye contact. I know her name, where she's from, and what classes she takes, but nothing else. I want to talk to her. I really do. But what am I supposed to talk to her about? Last time we talked she just answered my general icebreaker questions, said nothing back, and since I'm shit at making conversation, it sort of awkwardly died off right there. What do I do?

I don't think I'm that bad looking (I really hope I'm not). I get stares occasionally and today some chick invited me to sit with her in lunch. Maybe I should ask her out for lunch or some shit? Fuck
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