An arch wizard seeing your miserable state decides to help and grants you a gf. She will stay with you for as long as you wish. How lucky are you? No rerolling allowed

Grant me your finest maiden, oh powerful arch wizard!

As we all know, tripfags are the best posters on this board. They bring quality bantz and a sense of community in a sea of literally who anons. Their interactions with users here are some of the most entertaining to watch when nearly everything else on the board is bait, faggotry, or utter shit. So with that being said, who's your favorite tripfag? Which retired trips do you miss the most? What do you expect from trips in the future?

List of current tripfags, everyone else not mentioned is irrelevant:
54m50n
Vyro
Donatello
Bandage
Fish
Lou
hack_blastard
Desolation
TheWitchKing
Bebe
Pizza

>uncle anon, how cone mommy and daddy said not to be alone with you

>Mom found the smegma bottle

>tfw no sobolev space gf

How many fembots are into Asian guys?

>"Anon, I've found something on your computer that has me really concerned. I will need an explanation right now."

What did she find, anon?

Good night, wagecuck. See you in the morning

Does a woman's sex drive start rising at 25?i literally never loved masturbating and shoving stuff in my holes this much before. I almost nerve got horny 2 years ago and now I'm always horny.

As a 'normie' who just flipped through some threads, I have to ask: Are you posters just doing some sort of roleplaying, or are you all autistic/aspergers?

This board makes me feel like a fucking champ