Erica, you're everything to me

When did you realize you were a pedophile, /r9k/?

So how much time do robots usually spend here on a daily basis? I guess for me it would be an hour. I lurk alot and dont really open threads but this one got me curious. Pic not related

Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with feIIow robots?
We wiII be playing comfy videos using strawpolls.
It's a free to use streaming room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.

Here's the room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36

Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.

Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/qnus4lbHOtvA

I ____ you all

INFP check in thread.

Presumably you're all still alive, being the pussies that you are.

Come share those feels.

Sup robots

I started a new job and feel awesome
Let me explain

>longtime loser
>grad high school this past summer
>searching for job since
>get email seemingly out of the blue and interview at this place with knives everywhere
>group interview
>wtf.jpeg
>place called vector marketing
>manager looks 24, super confident and passionate about company
>explains vector is exclusive retailer of cutco cutlery
>you schedule own appointments and drive to ppl's house to show them knives
>unsure about this .png
>took notes and answered questions like he said so accepted for "training"
>OK feelsgoodman but still unsure as fuck
>training day 1 of 3
>few other people there, review manual and learn about knives
>notbad.jpeg but still sketched about going to ppl's houses and talking one on one
>three days of training, have manual memorized and much less nervous
>I can fucking do this man and real opportunity to make mad stacks
>day 1 on the job go to there appointments with friends and family
>each buys a homemaker set retailing for over 1000 USD after assuring me they just wanted to help me out by letting me show it
>10% commission on sales up to $1000 and going up 5% every other $1000 tier
>$15 base pay per appointment even if you don't sell
>made over $300 first day on the job
>by second anointment super confident in faking off script for normies
>slight feeling of real self confidence after three back to back sales

FEELS GREAT MAN

Google search vector marketing near you and get in touch with these people. Doesn't matter if you're even half socially retarded.
Highly recommend. Learn the manual and fake confidence best you can, be capable of thinking on your feet even a little and you can do at this job. Remember to smile. Pursuit it robot bros. Vector, skills for life

This shit's actually gonna help me not only make money but build real confidence in self and get better at talking to people

It's your call

How to teach my "friend" to not be a tard?

Any robots want to get into the dead by daylight beta

http://beta.deadbydaylight.com/saveme/955927800b49e0f6414e703bfafb8c42

Post your links

If I do not recieve 200 (You)s by the end of the night Japan will stop creating Anime, Manga, Females, and Hentai.

Also your IQ will drop by 20 points and you will lose your ability to cum

Right click and hit paste, bitches. Doesn't matter what it is.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flow_(psychology)