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Lads it fucking happened, I was fucking stupid enough to fuck up my fucking life >Chilling after class listing to some ironic rap music >Lip sycn the words like a autist thinking I'm no one is looking >This fucking Afrocentric shepanzine approachs me >"Ayyy yo anon watchaa listing too" >Tell her to fuck off and let me listen to my music >"Hol up, this white boi is listing to rap music lmao" >Tell her I'm not gonna fucking bother with her >A crowd of Nigs, Normies and Chads rabble around me forming a circle with the sheboon in front of me >Some fucking whigger starts a beating his leg to make a beat >The sheboon starts muttering her nigger rap shit >Literally everyone goes "Ohhhhhh" when she finishes her shit rap >Feel like shit >Since I have ADHD(le XDXD) I talk pretty fast anyways >Actually say I'm not shitting you >"Yo there some roastie hoe don't you know thats she'll blow for some dough?!!" >Y'know when that quiet kid says something sassy and everyone goes quiet >Oppoiste everyone bursts out in a choir of "OHHHH SHIT NIGGGGER" >Walk away like a autist for some reason >She wants a rematch tommorrow >Wasn't gonna go but the now everyone fucking now
TL;DR some Niggtoun challenged me to a rap battle and I don't know what to say
guys please I really need some fucking help here I don't wanna get roasted and kill myself
We are producing a documentary on the impact of social media on our lives in the 21st century. In addition to the other social networks, we wanted to include opinions and perspectives from the less mainstreams media such as 4chan. If you could take the time to answer these questions we would be grateful:
What first drew you to 4chan?
What makes 4chan different from the other social networks?
Many think the content of this website is controversial. What would you say to that?
Do you think 4chan would benefit from allowing users to have a homepage and profile picture?
Oh no! A witch has decided to turn you into a woman, but has decided to be merciful and give you some control. You have 1500 points to spend for enhancements, choose wisely:
>Nice face: 300 >Carry weight well: 300 >Do not menstruate (still fertile though): 500 >No body hair: 400 >Huge tits: 600 >Fat ass: 500 >Good legs: 500 >Fast metabolism, hard to get fat: 700 >Lesbian: 200 >Particularly light PMS/Menstrual cramps: 250 >Immunity to date-rape drugs, alcohol, etc.: 450 >Feminine penis: 800 >No roastie pussy: 350 >Pleasing voice: 400
>Insatiable lust for nigger dick: You gain 300 >Turbo-feminist: You gain 200 >Severe mental illness: You gain 600 >Chad hates you: You gain 250 >Rapist magnet: You gain 500 >Extra-basic bitch: You gain 275
SUPER HAPPY FUN BONUS DEGENERATE MODE Fetishists and other assorted weirdos may choose one option below for no additional cost, choose wisely >Fertility goddess: permanently and very pregnant (3+ fetuses each time,) birth is pleasurable, negative symptoms (e.g. morning sickness) don't affect you >Made for WNBA: very tall, slender, athletic, 50% chance of becoming Black, >Cumslut: can get off to anything and willing to try anything with nearly any man >MPDG: you save a robot and become his loving girlfriend, he loves you back even if he has trouble showing it
So I found this guy's porn channel randomly and after watching the videos and reading through it there seems like there is a legit possibility that he is making real videos of him having anal with his little sister. They both seem pretty nervous about getting caught and have made sure in all the videos to mask identity etc.
If this is legit does anyone wanna try to doxx this guy? I think it would be funny but have no idea if it's possible.
Of course it could very easily all be fake but if so it seems like a lot of effort on their part.
So here's the deal. You get to live in a paradise, where all your needs are met with a minimum of labor (on everyone's part), high technology, minimal pollution, no crime, gardens and parks everywhere and everything is beautiful with no slums or areas of decay. Every individual is matched with their perfect dream job also and provided with any and all training and education required to do it competently. There is also a voluntary national match-making service to try to make sure everyone has a mate that meets their personality, values, etc. Basically the government tries to make sure you have everything you need to be healthy and happy, but also productive.
The tradeoff is you can't ever again:
- Use any recreational drug (including alcohol and pot) - View porn again (because it no longer exists and is illegal and the law is strongly enforced) - Have sex with any stranger (sex is allowed only between people who know each other intimately) - Cheat in any relationship (Infidelity is met with the death penalty) - Vote for anything (Democracy is illegal - it's an Empire or Benevolent Dictatorship) - Belong to a jewish religion (Monotheism is illegal, as is any open worship of evil, chaos or libertine behavior (a Bacchanal cult would also be illegal, for example) - All other religion is acceptable and you have perfect religious freedom outside of these exceptions, including freedom from religion)
Video games, anime and all other forms of media still exist, but there are much higher standards on what can be produced, so it's not one long stream of shit anymore.
Anon, today, you're enthrusted with the ownership of a small island in the middle of the ocean. It's about the size of a small city. It has no allegiances to any existing nation. There are no existing settlements. It has a warm climate, very foresty, and lots of hills, similar to Sicily in a way. You get to invite 500 people onto the island to help you turn it into a sort of Micronation. What sorts of people do you invite? What race are they, how do they act, what are their religious beliefs?
how do i get by without having a job? work is crushing my soul but my parents are too poor to have me leeching off of them anymore i don't want to kill myself but it seems like the only way i can actually rest again
