Well guess who's back? Guess who's back? All these crazy white boys screaming guess who's back. Anyways omegle thread tags: r9komegle r9k omegler9k r9 4chan /mu/ robot9000 robot9001 and kiki the wonderpup. Anyways heres proof I get bitches and I have more screenshots just so if a niggas like "ohwait fake!!1" So ya'll niggas can stfu pic related.

Have any anons been able to get a beta gf? Introvert, socially awkward, etc.
Any good stories?

TONIGHT, AT 11:

WOMEN - ARE THEY MEMES?

I just gotta say everything on this website? It's awful, it's shit. Even in 2007 at least they weren't pussies they actually did shit but today? What do you faggots do? Nothing. I even have a theory that the 2007-2008 r9kers are actually chads now. Yep, you're getting cucked by your own kind. Anyways, just thought I'd make a thread about that and to see how you people feel about it. Well maybe I shouldn't say people because let's be honest you guys aren't people you're betas. : ^ ) -kingblackchad
Protip: I know I have a missing tooth getting that fixed in 2 weeks, and I also know I have crooked glasses getting that fixed soon too but at least I'm not a beta so it's all good son.

Also if you got offended by this, then I'm doing my job. Be sure to use this as copypasta y'know? For the generations of autismos to come.

Who's your favourite pornstar, /r9k/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFmr_kSVNi0&feature=youtu.be
In a fit of arbitrary autism I felt like logging every GIF i've ever downloaded to note.

I wish I were dead.

>mods are deleting all the gay threads

Stop this at once!!!!

>tfw acne at 21
>tfw girl lips
>tfw overbite
>tfw eye bags
>tfw receding/high hairline
>tfw 5'9

How fucked did you get by genetics /r9k/?

>This isn't for attention. This is my obligation to the last thing I cherish...my fellow robots

Inb4 you ask for livestream, i just cant...some of you might get some sick amusement out of it but for me, on this night? The last night I spend on this earth..It's something sacred, something precious, the ending of it all. I dont want to be laughed at anymore..can't subject my parents or anyone else to the dissapointment of being a neet...This is solely to thank all of you for bearing the burden of life with me. For making me smile when no one else could. I've tried, please know that I have. Ive stuck it out for so long. I just cant...I dont have the strength to get out of bed in the morning I dont have the strength to look myself in the mirror one more time. To feel that loathing and hate for everything, especially myself. To feel so, so alone. I love you all so much and thank you for making this miserable existence a little bit more tolerable. To the Chad anon...you helped to try and turn my life around, thank you, you're not all as bad as I thought...you coached me and helped me over the last year and I even got a gf...she left me yesterday. I've been trying to cope and I just can't. I longed for love for so long and now that i've lost it...there just isnt anything left for me. I saw your steam profile was gone...otherwise I would have reached out to you Chad. And thank you /r9k/ bartender. I hope you get better, I really do. Thank you for the cold ones

God I love you guys so much...

No one was made for this...to be this alone

If I could make one final request of you guys? Please post some songs for me...please try harder than I did, please find your happiness anons

Goodbye /r9k/ see you on the other side

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LQdh42neg

>50% chance on being born female
>born male
FUCK