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Try a somersault!
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!!77lAXu61hOW
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MARTIN HAD A DREAM
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You're about to board an aeroplane when you have to sit next to these two
>take a seat witeboi
how do you respond?
>take a seat witeboi
how do you respond?
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>that kid who would walk out in the middle of class if the teacher pissed him off
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Women don't deserve rights. They are evil, sadistic beasts who whore themselves out to degenerate men and ignore the men who actually deserve them.
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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.
1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So,
your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the
eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:
http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/
/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.
1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So,
your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the
eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:
http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/
/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.
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What's his name again?
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>tfw no bf
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>tfw i drop my pants for girl, and she stares at it, frozen, with mouth ajar for a minute before uttering "it's fucking beautiful"
not sure if my personality made it, but my penis sure did.
you don't even need a 8 inch schlong. it's all about the aesthetics.
not sure if my personality made it, but my penis sure did.
you don't even need a 8 inch schlong. it's all about the aesthetics.
!!aFev4Nl71m2
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"Hmm? What do you mean?" It was quite weird for your mom to bring something up like that.
"Well, I'm just worried about poor Asuna... I heard her mom's new boyfriend is a bit..." She hesitates. Then, she takes a deep breath. "Actually... nevermind. It's not good to gossip about neighbours. Anyways, tell Asuna to take care around him." It was quite an ominous warning that stuck to you throughout the whole morning as you walk to school with Fuyumi.
Once you get to the gates, you feel a tap on your shoulder. "Daichi? Are you okay? You seem to be spacing out a lot."
You couldn't believe yourself. You made your own sister worry about you. "It's nothing Fuyumi-nee, I'm okay." You smile at her. "I'll drop you off at your classroom."
"Ah, I was going to stop by the guidance counsellor office first. I was going to apologize to them now so I don't have to do it after school." Her cheeks start to blush showing you how excited she was for your shopping trip later.
[ ] "Ah, is that so? Then I'll see you at lunch." Go to class, see if Asuna is there.
[ ] "I'll go with you to apologize then."
[ ] Custom
"Hmm? What do you mean?" It was quite weird for your mom to bring something up like that.
"Well, I'm just worried about poor Asuna... I heard her mom's new boyfriend is a bit..." She hesitates. Then, she takes a deep breath. "Actually... nevermind. It's not good to gossip about neighbours. Anyways, tell Asuna to take care around him." It was quite an ominous warning that stuck to you throughout the whole morning as you walk to school with Fuyumi.
Once you get to the gates, you feel a tap on your shoulder. "Daichi? Are you okay? You seem to be spacing out a lot."
You couldn't believe yourself. You made your own sister worry about you. "It's nothing Fuyumi-nee, I'm okay." You smile at her. "I'll drop you off at your classroom."
"Ah, I was going to stop by the guidance counsellor office first. I was going to apologize to them now so I don't have to do it after school." Her cheeks start to blush showing you how excited she was for your shopping trip later.
[ ] "Ah, is that so? Then I'll see you at lunch." Go to class, see if Asuna is there.
[ ] "I'll go with you to apologize then."
[ ] Custom
