When was the last time you asked a girl out, /r9k/?

I will be literally any girl's bf, any girl at all.

>No exceptions at all?
Nope, not a single one. I will take any femanon, even if she thinks she's ugly or fat or has some sort of mental illness, even if she is abusive or clingy or neglectful.
>Surely this is a troll! If this was true, you wouldn't be single
I have not turned down a single femanon yet. There simply has not been a single serious offer after my months of posting.
>But are you serious?
Yes, I'm completely serious. I have gotten a gf from making these threads before, four years ago. We stayed together completely seriously and faithfully. She died in a car crash last November and I have no one left; not a single friend, no family members.
>You must be pretty ugly!
Actually, every femanon has unanimously said I am very attractive. On Omegle, everyone calls me a normie or a Chad. I have not had a single person say that I am ugly or even average looking.
>But doesn't this devalue the relationship, if you will take literally anyone?
Not at all. There are a million people just like you who a bf could take instead. But he still chooses you. You can't ever know his exact "standards", it's all completely personal to him. It has absolutely no bearing on the relationship whatsoever.

>"you don't talk much anon"

Why did she leave you, /r9k/?

Hey, looking for some advice. I really want a copy of Mein Khampf, I'm 13, not a nazi, just really interested with war, and I want to see how his mind worked. I would read online, but I want a physical copy. I can't get it at any store, and my parents would kill me if I ordered it. Can anyone tell me how I could get it?

ITT: We post our experiences with autists

>Be me
>In class
>Teacher put me next autistic kid
>Most of the day I hear him doing some sort of annoying orange impression
>One day, he makes a different sound.
>finally.jpg
>Look over to him
>He's moaning
>His pants are hanging low
>He stuffing a plastic dinosaur up his ass
>Teacher sees him
>She tells him to stop
>He doesn't listen, instead making more moans

Pic related, It's his face during this whole experience

Role-Reversal and Gentle Femdom General
Catboy edition

ITT:
>feels
>related hentai
>greentext
>monster girls
>general lewdness
>doujins
>anime/mango recommendations
>cuteposting
>vocaroos
>friendly discussion

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I want to get an idea of how the average robot dresses, I have a weird feeling that it'll be surprising well

Post in this thread and you will get a hug from a cute girl tomorrow.