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No.5150003 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT:
Straight people; Gayest thing you've done/how far you've gone with same sex.

Gay people; First time story

I'll start:
>Post ad on craigslist in m4m section
>Get tons of replies
>Reply to ones with pictures telling them i've never done anything with a guy before
>Nicest reply is a guy in his 50's
>Whatever why not?
>Email back and fourth
>Day of meet up comes
>Drive to his apartment complex parking lot
>He's standing where he said he would be
>Tells me to park the car, and get in his
>Weird

cont.
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No.10290497 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>was at a party last night
>Get fucked smashed as fuck
>midnight, lot of people have left, gone to sleep
>They bring out 4 more bottles
>literally 30 drunk girls and me and my bro left
>Bro passes
>I'm barely conscious
>All the girls start discussing sex, guys etc.
>mfw

I have seen and heard some shit, /r9k/
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No.76499108 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Hey faggots, still remember this thread? I'm op. Some faggot reported this thread to the bitch in my picture and I wanna know if she responded back and what was her response
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Ghost Replies

No.75036217 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
What are ghost replies and how does one do such a thing? I noticed a ghost reply in the archives on one of my recent threads and it got me curious.
>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74950517/#74950517

No.76469251 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
The suicidal thoughts are getting more frequent. Like I look at a guy fixing a truck and my brain says you could never do that because your so stupid, just kill yourself.
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Happy birthday to me!

No.76454696 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I'm no longer an underage fag, I'm finally 18! Too bad I'm not going to spend Valentine's day with anyone though, but I've done it the other 17 years of my life so what's the difference in the end?
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I want to kill myself

No.75406422 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I feel nothing but contempt for everything around me including and especially myself. I wouldnt even care if my family missed me or whatever because Im selfish and if I stopped existing it wouldnt matter. But Im afraid an afterlife exist and Im going to be held accountable.
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No.28178630 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I'm in love with this girl, please no "cuck" or "beta orbiter" or "lelele reddit go back" memes please.
Honestly, what's my best shot to get her? no pedo.
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LULZ

No.76386638 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>be me
>long day at work
>scroll through r9k to laugh at pathetic robots before bed
>find a thread with some faggot crying about breaking up with some femanon roastie
>the retard drops his discord looking for attention
>decide to add the guy
>the faggot really adds me back
>he talks to me expecting a conversation
>tell him to kill himself and say he is a waste of oxygen
>try and send him a hangmans knot tutorial
>get blocked before I can send it
>immediately after send the dms to another server and sleep like an baby
>forget about it the entirety of the next day until I check my dms at work
>someone sent me a friend request
>turns out the gf made a thread on here about the night before expecting attention but everyone started dunking on them
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/76381552/#76382890
>start dying laughing
>hysterical to the point where I had to come home early
>mfw