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Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 21:59:05 No.73190786 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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>30
>KHV
>Have never even been on a date before
>Never get matches on dating apps that aren't just girls advertising their snapchat or instagram
>Still feel terribly lonely and wish that I could be in a relationship
>Still want to fall in love

How do I turn this around?
Is it possible to turn this around?

Is 30 too old to have my first date?
Is 30 too old to have my first kiss?

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 02:39:28 No.73204554 Report

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>>73204393
>>73204412
I cannot help someone who refuses to help themselves

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 03:49:50 No.73205215 Report

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I don't really understand how someone could actually want this and somehow make it to 30 without even a pity kiss. More likely OP is an asexual in denial who doesn't want women.

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 03:52:03 No.73205215,1 Report Delete

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what are the odds that the pastor who had me poisoned last week just so happens to stop in while in working at the restaurant? and unlike literally every fuckibg time has been in my cook tells me thatches here with his wife? and WONT give me a ticket for the ducking pizza when I ask for it twice? whatbare the odds that this sicko makes some shot up about my trying to "get even" when he knows I want nithibg to do with him?

what are the odds that he poisoned me with a narcotic so the sheriffs dot has something to go on? I heard him saying to one of the church ladies that "if something happens why not get help?" like who? the cops you fish with or the hospital that sleeps with them? same hospital staff that gave me cancer, same coos who killed my kid?

you fucking enslaved me here and now your going to try and set me up? what the fuck.

correct yourself.

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 04:31:36 No.73205610 Report

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>>73190786
Listen dude, I have a friend in a very similar position. It is not too late. What do you do for work? Are you in good shape, or at least not fat? Do you take care of your appearance?

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 06:51:44 No.73206514 Report

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>>73195697
>the only alternative is a divorced bitch that wants money and help with her kid
Many such cases.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2016 15:11:35 No.28210368 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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Whoa, r9k, I don't know who to tell or if anyone here would even care.

But I hacked some gangster's twitter in Chicago and I found a fucking interesting story that i've been following for a few months that ultimately leads up to her death.

Wondering if anyone would be interested in this "love" story? Both parties involved are well known in the "Drill rap" community.

Warning: It involves nignogs and Chicago gangs and really dark rap music.

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Anonymous Sun 02 Aug 2020 15:44:57 No.59381308 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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One last edition... ?

Previous thread: >>59375081

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Anonymous Sun 09 Aug 2020 05:26:10 No.59482646 Report

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>>59478883
Rolling the numeros

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Anonymous Sun 09 Aug 2020 05:38:32 No.59482756 Report

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>>59472612
Yeah I'm glad for Nezha at least, my wife and her can stack some burn damage if possible I guess
Oh I didn't know Marie was pretty popular before disappearing from events, makes sense since she had a summer outfit and those usually increase a servant's popularity

>>59478883
>Tired
Same as me right now, I'd love to sleep with her on our bed

>>59479532
Someday our wives are going to be free hopefuly

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Anonymous Sun 09 Aug 2020 05:40:29 No.59482780 Report

Quoted By: >>59483495

>>59478883
>2-Angry
Easy.

>>59467131
>Would being with waifu make you happy?
Absolutely
>Could you imagine a greater joy than being her loving husband and she your devoted wife?
No

>>59464775
>but?

luv fishie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Aug 2020 06:59:22 No.59483495 Report

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>>59482780
Nice stream you got going

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 04:15:04 No.59483495,1 Report Delete

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>>59432590
fuck you

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initiate.space is gone

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2023 10:44:00 No.73148911 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>73150202,1

Hey, wtf happened to Initiate (initiate.space)?
-Their site's gone
-Ahiga's discord got deleted
-Fediverse broken at best (nothing new kek)
Did Ahiga get fedded like in https://files.catbox.moe/q5n137.webm ?
Also lemme wordfilter him to get his attention: systemspace.link systemspace systemgay Michael Tsuki TsukiProject

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 01:12:51 No.73157641 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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I just want my boyfriend to be very intelligent. I don't care how guys look or how much they earn. I don't need him to be good with other people as long as he likes talking to me. I am attracted to raw intelligence. I can't ever find a boyfriend though. All the guys who approach me IRL are so disappointing. Why is it so hard to find a smart guy?

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 18:58:34 No.73165140 Report

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>>73157844
Exactly what I thought. This is guy she is looking for. Someone who reads books and has a great grasp of the liberal arts. Again, probably not looking for someone who speaks common English at a high school level but works on quantum computing. As with all things, a woman who wants a smart man actually just wants a well read and cultured Chad with a British accent.

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 19:08:41 No.73165260 Report

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>>73164912

I already have a book published, run a web novel, workout, do martial arts, skateboard and snowboard, know how to sing and play multiple instruments and I paint and play warhammer 40k

I am better than you and I would never settle for someone who's as pretentious as you

I love my little mini figurines and playing with them and going PEW PEW PEW when I roll dice

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 20:28:08 No.73166043 Report

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>>73165260
you misunderstood me. I was not dissing warhammer 40k. I was just using it as an example of something I am not familiar with. My point was that there are plenty of topics that I could bring up where the other person would get bored and could only ask mundane questions, so the dynamic goes both ways.

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 21:35:33 No.73166683 Report

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I wish smart women liked men who aren't smart but appreciate intelligence. Feels like the smart men go for dumb women because they like to feel smarter than them. And of course women's standards are so high, they refuse to date down. So smart women complain about smart men getting 'intimidated' by their intelligence and success, but also /want/ the rest of men to be intimidated by them

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 22:24:40 No.73167271 Report

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>>73165024
The lower the quality of the bait, the more guaranteed replies you get.

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 13:21:42 No.73162532 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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"female loneliness" is a joke

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 17:40:30 No.73164433 Report

Quoted By: >>73164511 >>73164520

>>73164228
>straight men's visceral disgust towards other men
Whenever "fat woman vs fit sissy male" or "ftm or mtf" etc. threads get posted everyone is like "yes he has a dick but hes still more feminine looking than the fat woman so as a straight man i would go for the tranny" so men's disgust clearly isnt as visceral as they claim.
I would argue women actually feel more disgust towards short men than straight men do towards other men.

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 17:47:47 No.73164495 Report

Quoted By: >>73164520

>>73164137
I cant do that.
I posted my voice before on another board together with my face,country and age.
IIf someone here recognized my voice i would be basically revealing my location to a bunch of deranged incels who talk about how much they want to behead women and fuck their decaputated corpses.
I dont think thats a very wise decision.

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 17:48:12 No.73164498 Report

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>>73163734
>women believe that dating a 5'11 man is as horrible as dating literal methheads or raving homosexuals

lol
lmao

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 17:50:16 No.73164511 Report

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>>73164433
>as a straight man I would go for the tranny
I don't think anyone straight would say such a contradiction without intending a shitpost.

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 17:51:22 No.73164520 Report

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>>73164433
The only trans women a straight man would date would be gigapassoids, i.e. they look pristinely female in every way except maybe the penor, and almost all would be too disgusted by the penis to tolerate it.
On the other hand, straight women easily go for short guys who have decent facial genes.
>>73164495
Got it, you're trolling.

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 15:31:42 No.73163472 View View Reply Original Report

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i wonder how did he do it so flawlessly

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 15:45:47 No.73163592 Report

Quoted By: >>73163629

>>73163472
More info?

johnnyy

johnnyy Mon 01 May 2023 15:47:24 No.73163592,1 Report Delete

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what is this

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 15:49:07 No.73163629 Report

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>>73163592
https://www.reddit.com/r/UnresolvedMysteries/comments/tx91d8/the_unsolved_murder_of_oakey_albert_kite_jr/

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 15:51:46 No.73163649 Report

Quoted By: >>73163666

Where can I watch realistic reenacment of the unit 731 experiments?ddkp4a

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 15:53:54 No.73163666 Report

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>>73163649
i watched a movie like dat once but i wont tell you since its underground
just search about the junko furuta film or the august underground series and youll eventually find it

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My wife cheated on me...

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 15:22:33 No.73163393 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>73163727 >>73163744

My wife unironically cheated on me with some african guy which was supposedly our neighbour. I did everything, lifted, worked hard, we even have a son, yet she still did it...
We were so happy in here...

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 16:00:46 No.73163727 Report

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>>73163393
Go lawyer up right now before she does and dont give her any indication you are doing so, and file first. The courts are rigged against men, but this will help you even the odds a little. If you can get actual tangible proof of her cheating do that, videotapes, sexts, stuff that shows beyond a reasonable doubt shes a cheater. If shes neglected or abused your son bring that up to your attorney.

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 16:03:19 No.73163742 Report

Quoted By: >>73163749

>>73163431
>he got the action, he got the motion, oooo-hoo the boy can play
mildly ironic because the walk of life riff is probably the easiest to play in the entire mark knopfler back catalogue

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 16:03:23 No.73163744 Report

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>>73163393
Post her buttthole

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 16:04:20 No.73163749 Report

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>>73163742
it's not a riff. it's a lick. you moron. you utter imbecile

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 16:06:30 No.73163770 Report

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To the story, if this happens your wife is just low IQ and you made a bad mate choice.
To the picture, I know its not you because that picture was posted on /fit/ recently.

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Why do zoomer Australia girls love gooks?

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2023 00:10:39 No.73143997 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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She is a year above me. It makes me seethe

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Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2023 17:30:12 No.73152627 Report

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>>73144008
why do blacks bully asians?
i don't think asians did anything bad to blacks
why don't they bully white people?
whites used blacks as slaves though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2023 17:45:57 No.73152779 Report

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as a south korean boy, i don't like koreaboos
and i don't really understand koreans who go out with them
i think they're just interested in my nationality, my culture
if another boy who is more handsome or cute than me appears near her, she will abandon me
so i don't know how you can call this love or romance
think about it
if i had norwegian girlfriend and she had a chance to hook up with jungkook of bts or park bogum, she'd leave me nonchalant
this is the harsh reality

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2023 17:47:35 No.73152803 Report

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>>73150192
you're not black, chang

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Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2023 17:51:46 No.73152858 Report

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>>73152192
All those Asian Canadian youtubers got white girlfriends even long before kpop fads. Peter Chao, Shimmy etc, all got rich upper class white gfs.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Apr 2023 23:19:30 No.73152858,1 Report Delete

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Huhhh

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 16:16:34 No.67143764 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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How often do you order pizza /r9k/? I feel twice a week is making me fat

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 17:34:04 No.67144722 Report

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>>67144666
all you do is talk about bronies tm

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 17:35:09 No.67144737 Report

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>>67144722
THAT'S LITERALLY ALL YOU EVER FUCKING DO AND YOU'LL BE STABBED TO DEATH BRITISH SCUM

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 17:41:59 No.67144821 Report

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>>67143764
I'm actually tempted to order a personal pie right now.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jan 2022 17:54:56 No.67144972 Report

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>>67144737
67144242 japanese cheese

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Anonymous Sat 29 Apr 2023 08:49:51 No.67144972,1 Report Delete

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fucking die

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