I'm doing it tonight, bros. I will finally have sex with my mother. She agreed to drink together with me tonight (it's the first time we are doing this), and if my plan goes well, it will lead up to sex.

This is the plan:
>keep track of her menstruation to know when she will be most horny
>get her to drink with you, give her something that is too alcoholic and get her drunk
>pretend to get drunk too while actually drinking something non alcoholic
>slowly get closer to her and end up kissing and groping her, take her to the bedroom and have sex with her

Now there's 2 options:
>get back in your own bed and the night after pretend to have a hangover and not remember what happened (she will remember)
>stay in bed and sleep with her, the morning after tell her how you enjoyed having sex with her (I will probably choose this option)

Is weed the robot drug?

>Don't even need to know people to get it because of the dark web

>Eliminates most if not all social anxiety

>Replaces painful and or embarrassing experiences with fond memories of the past

>Makes you not only take solace in your shitty life but also makes you happy whilst living it

>Enjoyment from food and music are magnified millions of times

Any reason not to be smoking or at the very least eating the stuff?


Also general stoner thread

What's r9k smoking on? Got me an eighth of agent orange. Life ain't too bad

You haven't killed yourself yet because...?

Wetwang, Yorkshire edition

Hey M, you might want to know your girl is a whore and has been cheating on you. DM me for the full discussion. Does anyone else know this whore and help contact this guy? Hit me up

SuperLulo#2371

>tfw no holiest of holies bf

Does bullying weed out the weak?

Let's homage our beautiful Angel this weekend. LFG!

I made a thread yesterday saying sex feels amazing, then robots claimed I was driving people to go ER because the couple was good looking.


It got me thinking: picrel were totally ignored by girls, but now they have fanbases, they have obsessed fangirls who would save them from inceldom. I've seen more bitches justify Elliot Rodger's actions than you guys would believe.

ER was a mixed-raced feminine looking manlet. The Columbine guys are straight up ugly. Now all of them have status and girls love them.

It's all about status. If they used their interesting personality to advertise themselves, they would be drowning in pussy to this day

My girlfriend died and left me everything instead of giving things to her family.
I didn't love her.

What do I do?