Your age
Last time you had sex

>32
>5 years ago

I want a girl to beat the shit out of me, tie me up, spit in my mouth, tease me for hours with whips and her tongue, stick her feet in my face to worship, and then leave me there without cumming. How the fuck do I find a girl that would be up for that?

yeah i'm done with e-girls, this shit is such a massive waste of time. imagine having to talk to a girl daily for months before getting to smash. fuck this.

>learn how to sew purses and bags
>girls actually like it and talk to me
literally just get a hobby

I'm a somewhat autistic 23 year old guy that has no experience at all with women, kissless virgin.
Despite having recently newfound charisma from having to talk a lot at work and becoming more confident due to my recent achievements in life (good job, high-earner, bought a house) - I do not quite feel like going through the necessary hoops to find a female to have intercourse with, nevermind to date (I really don't feel like a relationship would be good for me right now).
Prostitution, however, is legal in my country, and very widespread. There are all types and prices, and with my wages I could definitely pay for a 1-10/10 weekly at least. In fact, visiting escort websites (I only visit the ones with video verification) I often find girls that I would love to experiment with.
However, exploring whoremonging forums and chatrooms for a while, it has come to my attention that they pretty much demand the use of a condom. I have heard anedoctal evidence that they may accept to do without if you present a recent negative STD test and perhaps have a pre-exposure prophylaxis taken. This is not really easily achievable however, without going out of my way.
Therefore, I ask: What is the purpose of paying to have sex with what amounts to a rubber bag? I would love nothing more than to have sex, even if pay to win, with a beautiful woman, but given the circumstances, am I fated to not being able to touch a female's intimate parts for real?
I don't much care for STDs or pregnancy, statistically, as I know the chances are slim. On top of that, I do not foresee a partner for me in the future, so I could live with an STD.
Any advice from fellow anons or mongers?

4.3 years of neetdom and being vegan. 29
Do I just rope

>be me
>16 at the time
>like 9/10 girl
>decide it's finally time to ask her out on Instagram
>dm her seeing if she wants to see a movie that recently came out
>she says she wouldn't be able to but doesn't say why
>imgoingtokeepasking.exe
>ask her if she wants to go to a restaurant
>she can't
>ask if she wants to play mini golf
>she finally says yes
>holyshit.jpg
>tell her that I need her parents' phone numbers so that her parents can talk to mine so they can set things up
>she blocks me

Why didn't she like me? This happens with literally every girl I try to talk to. Maybe I can try talking to them in person but I'm scared. I'm hoping that maybe the next girl will hopefully go out with me

Alright femanons, what are the little things you love about men?

>was at seven eleven
>deadass a nigga wanted to check my shit
>told that nigga i aint fuck with niggas on other shit on gang shit
>not even gripped the sizzurp yet the shit was back at the house
>goofy nigga was talkin bout he from old side on foenem grave
>lowkey wanted to fuck up this bitchass nigga
>he long ass sohpsticated ass speech
>im fr boutta get a drink a bucket n shit
>nigga was xd out his mind
>i aint evene want none of that shit i just grabbed my shit and took my tired ass home
>lil punk ass bitch needa get turnt

yall ever deal with this?

if you got killed nigga did it comin with u