You scrotes wouldn't be on this board if you actually ever tried shooting your shot. It's really not that hard, Jesus Christ.

I'm going to be 30 and I WANT A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND

Pic related is extremely ugly.
Yet he has almost 1.8M followers on IG. And he does nothing other than look into a camera and lip syncing.
He is ugly, but he ACTS like a Chad/Chadlite on Tik Tok. He shows confidence. People find that weird and that makes them like and follow him. Like a funny looking cartoon character.
That social media clout enables him to statusmaxx and get girls.
When you are ACTUALLY ugly(unlike normie fakecels) you usually also have unique features that make you look very unique and stand out. In this case, his skin is very dark. And that can make you intriguing because that's rare.
So truecels can ascend by using their unique features to become a source of entertainment. Jester maxxing is easier when you are actually ugly and can help you gain social points and maybe even a girlfriend.

Hull, East Yorkshire, England edition

How was your first drug experience?

For me it was shrooms. I just took them whilst in my room and didn't notice a lot of distortions of the real world, but when I closed my it seemed like a completely different world. I had just finished watching full metal alchemist and when I closed my eyes I could see that one gate with a bunch of black figures coming out. Everything was going great until I got a call from a friend that had too much weed and was having a panic attack. After that all i could think about was how my friend was dying. was like 2 hours of absolute hell.

I plan on committing suicide by cop tonight. Once this post turns 5 minutes old I'll make the 911 call.
Hop on broadcastify on the Jackson County Police and Fire stream (Medford, OR) if you want to hear shit go down in realtime.
Thanks for all of the good times /r9k/. I'll see you all on the other side.

hi my name is Alvin I am 11 years old I really like among us and memes and I have seen a lot of funny 4chan stories on reddit. I wrote this song about Among us for you guys I hope it's funny and please share other cool stuff with me thanks

> oh yea when the imposster is sussy
> I do your mom in the pussy
> sussy sussy sussy
> your fat moms pussy
> if you are sus
> you ride the short bus

I wish I was a girl. I wish there was some way to become a girl without being trans.

>tfw no white ass bf

Sorry for the wrong image, edition
Aka, not even the right weather, well hope it is for some lucky buggers.