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I will purchase a shotgun in 3 years, and on 25th birthday, I will end my life with it if I am still a kissless virgin by then.
I can't take this shit, man. The loneliness and sexual frustration is destroying me.
I'm gonna do all I can do try to pull myself out of this, but I will purchase the gun in January of 2022 if I am not where I need to be by then. If summer comes and I haven't escaped, I will travel to a foreign country to get the virgin thing out of my system. Maybe Amsterdam, maybe somewhere in Asia, who knows. Maybe I'll spend thousands on a girlfriend experience so a pretty girl can pretend not to be repulsed about fucking some ugly virgin dude and fake liking me. And if I am a kissless virgin by my birthday in July, I will write my parents a suicide note telling them I love them, thanking them for being among my few friends in life, and asking them for forgiveness. I will then take the gun with me, put it in my car, and drive deep inside a forrest preserve, where I will load it, cock it, put the barrel in my mouth and against my roof, and pull the trigger. Hopefully my mutilated corpse is never found, and the world moves on without another loser waste of life. I'll be like that kid who livestreamed his suicide by shotgun on /r9k/.
I have three years to become desirable. If I can't do it, then I will refuse to live my entire life alone. No one should have to live a life without friends that care, love, sex, intimacy, all the stuff that those other than yourself provide that make you happy.
I am not trolling and time will tell what my commitment to this will be in the future but this is the deadline I am setting for myself right now. I am an unattractive, out of shape (working on it but slipping), sad, lonely, anxious, depressed, very socially awkward, maybe autistic (can't confirm) beta male who is extremely unhappy. I know my post history may cause everyone to think I'm evil, but I'm just bitter, broken, and damaged.
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No.25202792 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
/R9K/: STATUS HAS BEEN BLOWING THE FUCK OUT'D
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No.66790018 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>tfw not spending NYE with someone i love
>tfw no midnight kiss
>tfw no holding hands while watching fireworks outside
>tfw no karaoke together even though we're both bad at singing
>tfw no waking up on January 1st together
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ROBOT Test version 4.something

No.66759994 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
https://forms.gle/PV5BGAwVYcFYahsh8
In 2020 I made a Google Forms version of the r9k ROBOT test v4, and now I have made an improved version.
I removed some redundant questions, added some new ones, adjusted and balanced the amount of points you get, and reworked the scale. I also changed the answers from Yes/No to True/False because some illiterate niggers were complaining that it's difficult to understand.
Post the results, check picrel to determine which category you fall into, and share the results! Especially if you are a Chad/Stacy or a Wizard.
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No.64839664 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>tfw I'll never be a tiny, cute tomboy girl
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No.64599598 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
pov: a girl smiling at you via video chat on her phone
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No.66693044 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Spread this gift of love and peace this Christmas
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No.66691901 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Been watching a lot of pornhub tiny penis videos and it started giving me hope for my cute 4 inch pink penis.
All I got to do is take action and be confident in myself.
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Why are men allowed to date younger people than them, but women not?

No.66681297 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
I've noticed that in real life nobody bats an eye when a man dates a younger women with 10-20 years difference between them. I had friends even encourage it. I remember that a woman once said that she preffers to go for men that are 5 years younger than her because they are better at keeping an relationship. And guess what? She got scoldet by the same people who praised a man who dated a girl with an 12 years difference between them. I've also noticed the same thing online. When a male celebrity has a wife or a girlfriend that is the same age as his children nobody says anything, but when a female celebrety does the same it becomes an issue.
Honestly to me no matter the sex of a person if they date somebody younger with a big age gap I see it as disgusting.
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No.66686150 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
After discovering the joy of masturbating with a whiteboard pen in my ass I can't stop masturbating and cooming unless I have something in my ass. And boy, oh, boy do I cum. I'm thinking of buying a buttplug and a regular sized dildo for starters.
Is this how you turn into a twink?
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