> decided to leave room for first time in month
> I ask my mom if I can help her with anything
> she just happy that im downstairs
> "anon go to the store and get some ribs your grandpa is coming over"
> go to grocery store
> buy ribs
> Im about to drive out of the grocery store parking lot when I see a qt pushing carts
> entire life been virgin beta loser
> FUCKIT.jpeg
> I have nothing to lose am i right?
> park car
> go back into store
> buy 4 packs of gatorade zero
> I muster every once of courage I have.
> Yell "HEY!"
> she turns around and looks at me.
> "whats your name?"
> my voice is shaking
> "Madi"
> "hey your really pretty"
> "Thanks"
> "My names anon let me take you out some time. let me see your phone real quick"
> "ok"
> she hands me her phone and I put in my number in
> my hands are shaking
> "lets face time tonight"
> "ok"
> Im so nervous that I just put my number in and don't even save it or send myself a text
> "I know your at work so Ill leave you alone"
> "alright bye"
> Fuckme.jpeg
> I drive away thinking I fucked up
> I get a text

WTF DO I DO this is the first time Ive talked to a woman im 20 and have very little social experience can I get some help to make sure I don't mess anything up?

I'm somali but I don't relate to the older or younger generation.
Everyone seems so boring and traditional, while in the west people are creative.
I grew up with aqua teens, venturebros, madTV etc

My standards for comedy are way too high for me to force myself to laugh at boring shit.

It also made me into the degenerate man I am today.

Bruh I've seen so much porn that if it was all stored it'd be 1 trillion terabytes
I've gone down the hole with comedians like Marc Maron and George Carlin.

I am a black sheep among my people and here.

I wish I never spoke english.
I could be with the fob bros

How many of you guys own this?
Is it worth it ?

Does anyone have this in a higher res?

Male fantasy:
>Love
>Affection and touch
>Loyalty
>beauty

Female fantasy:

>rape
>Dominance
>Status
>Wealth
>looks

If there is a god out there why would he create such a striking dichotomy between the sexes?

Bros, I'm not sure I can cope with going into my 20s. How the fuck do oldfags deal with having wasted a quarter of their life already?

I didn't see the thread up edition
I don't usually make the threads so I just grabbed an old OP off google sub edition
Rules: respect each other, love waifu, etc.
Previous thread: somewhere

Your age
Last time you had sex

>32
>5 years ago

I want a girl to beat the shit out of me, tie me up, spit in my mouth, tease me for hours with whips and her tongue, stick her feet in my face to worship, and then leave me there without cumming. How the fuck do I find a girl that would be up for that?

yeah i'm done with e-girls, this shit is such a massive waste of time. imagine having to talk to a girl daily for months before getting to smash. fuck this.