What are the best technologies for helping a man obtain a quality wife?

WTF THIS IS REAL?
I THOUGH U GUYS WERE JOKING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqrqbk93v5Y

ANON you have 8x^2 + 14x - 15 seconds to explain why you are using PROPRIETARY GARBAGE

Will there ever be a technology that can stop or significantly slow aging in humans?

uh oh

>made the thread just to reply to another dude from the last thread thread edition

In /hmg/ we discuss pentesting, ctfs, exploits, and general being a hackerman.

Resources:

VM/CTFs:
http://overthewire.org/wargames/bandit/
>easy beginner bullshit

https://www.vulnhub.com/
>prebroken images to work on.

https://www.hackthebox.eu/
>super secret club

Tools:
https://www.kali.org/
>meme dragon distro but it just werks

https://www.metasploit.com/
>scriptkiddie starting point and swiss army knife

Tutorials/Guides:
http://www.abatchy.com/2017/03/how-to-prepare-for-pwkoscp-noob
>From zero to OSCP-hero rough outline

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa6eh7gCkpPo5XXUDfygQQA
>IppSec, video guides for retired HTB VMs.

Certs:
https://www.eccouncil.org/programs/certified-ethical-hacker-ceh/
>CEH, only looks good a resume to non-technical in HR

https://www.offensive-security.com/information-security-certifications/oscp-offensive-security-certified-professional/
>OSCP, the big dick swinging exam, 24 hours to own 5 machines and a further 24 hours to write up a report detailing your methods.


https://www.ibm.com/developerworks/community/files/form/anonymous/api/library/635ec0e2-2989-4663-82d2-3488f9d16dd8/document/09d6ec5f-ff2f-4901-8d44-05d10e848bc5/media

>web app hackers handbook.
Thanks IBM!

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:f91feb6d2ea93f1c3c03b6be52051c2df72da1b7&dn=CERTCOLLECTION+-+BASELINE+-+SANS+%26+Offensive-Security&tr=udp%3A//tracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A//tracker.zer0day.to%3A1337&tr=udp%3A//public.popcorn-tracker.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A//tracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A//explodie.org%3A6969

>OSCP videos

https://danwin1210.me/uploads/F3thinker%20%21-%20Hacking%202017/1.%20Advanced%20Penetration%20Testing%20Hacking%202017.pdf

>Advanced Penetration Testing

Any other Christians here who love Jesus and GNU/Linux? It feels very lonely being a Christian in tech especially around these parts like /g/. It’s nice that at least someone like Terry A. Davis is respected around here.

Soon you'll realize that many people don't want freedom or customization, they want things to just works.

I JUST LOST MY JOB BECAUSE OF WINDOWS AUTO SYNCS YOUR DESKTOP BACKGROUND TO YOUR OTHER COMPUTERS USING THE SAME LOGIN

WHAT THE FUCK