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There is no punishment that is disproportionate to the crime of being a liberal. I can't wait to go Basedwanger on them in the civil war. I want to rip out their fingernails and toenails. I want to nail their lying tongues to tables. I want to inject them with strychinine and watch them convulse to death. I want to release vicious dogs on them to tear them to pieces. I want to smash their limbs one-by-one and then leave them in crippled agony. I want to pull their eyes out. I want to cut them with rusty knives. I want to give a starving one hope by giving him food and then once he's eaten, shoot him in the stomach so he dies in agony. I want to flay them alive. I want to feed them inch by inch feet first into ovens. I want to break each and every bone in their limbs. I want to tear their bleeding hearts out. I want to grind powdered glass, dirt and wood chippings into their wounds. I want to strap them to chairs and whenever they beg for sustenance, force feed them salt water. I want to force them to choose between killing their fellows and watching their fellows get tortured. I want to put them into high-pressure chambers until the eyes pop out of their sockets. I want to electrocute them until they are cooking alive. I want to bury them in sand up to their heads and then cut off the last of their air with a fishbowl. I want to cut their limbs off and then sew them back onto the stumps in the wrong places. I want to submerge them in freezing water until the body turns black from frostbite. I want to use drills to destroy their joints. I want to pull out their teeth one by one. I want to force them to make their disgusting nu-male smile so wide that the jaw gets pulled off. I want to cover them in honey and leave them restrained to be eaten by vermin. I want to drop them out of flying helicopters. I want to cook them alive and then force their fellows to eat them and if they vomit, force them to eat the vomit. What other acts of justice can we come up with?
