>>10931282-Shave and shower
-Don't be obese
-Be strong enough to princess carry a girl of up to at least 120-130 pounds
-Wear a cosplay of the FOTM vtuber or 2D gacha game husbandobait or bad boy character
-Wear a decent wig and not your own shitty greasy hair for the cosplay
-Wear some light costume makeup to accent your jawline and cheekbones, and conceal blemishes with foundation, and make your eyes look bigger
-Learn how to compliment people's costumes in basic ways. Learn to pick out details like hairstyles and accessories
-Wait for some girl to ask you to pose with her because your costumes match
Result:
-get invited to the cool room parties
-drown in [spoiler:lit]hopefully not underage b&[/spoiler:lit] cosplayer pussy
Protips: The more tattoos and piercings she has, the more likely she is to be DTF but also more likely to be menhera so tread with caution
Parallel linear scars on arms and legs mean she's menhera for sure
When you can play out their husbando fantasies for a shoot or selfie, you don't need a personality
If you still don't get any then you need to reexamine your own unrealistic standards and give the tubby and tall girls some attention