>Be me, fit and into never fap >Had insane workout and hammer curling session yesterday, felt like a god after >Rest day today, but my test is acting up, got a rock-hard boner about 4 times today (which is very unusual for me) >Have gf who resides in another neighbourhood who I text a lot >Sexting with her, she says something that gets me really hard >She texts me asking her to do some other stuff which makes me extremely fucking hard >I ask her what then, she adds to it further and says more >At this point my boner is made of steel and my cock is throbbing, "God if she was here what right now" >Fuck, I need to let some aggression out, I don't beat my dick so it's off to my room to workout and then to the woods >Blasting Satanic Warmaster, don't even care that I'm lifting and pushing my sore muscles to the limit >Done, off to the forest >Literally get my knuckles bloody by doing so many knuckle pushups on pavement and punching trees >Don't even care, I need to let out my aggression some way >If only my gf was here, although trees are a fine substitute (not for fucking) >Done, get back home, need to put the weights back in their proper place >Lift it, intense pain in my biceps, right arm especially >Knuckles also feel numb >Lift my arm to get my phone, severe pain in my arms >Hurts like absolute shit, fuck what did I do
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>>61320961 >punching trees >knuckle pushups on pavement Anonymous
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>>61321253 This. If you actually tore and you wait forever the surgeon might not be able to fix it. go to the fucking ER right the fuck now OP
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>>61320961 >>Have gf who resides in another neighbourhood who I text a lot >doesn’t just drive over Op is fucking underage ban him
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Post them, or suffer the consequences
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>>60334175 bro, psychotherapist, go there
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>>60325239 F: failed to follow all of my tasks for the week
V: I got jumped by 3 stray dogs while walking my own, we both fought them off and we came back later for a second round to show dominance.
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>>60339278 what did you play ?
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>you were so drunk last night silly uncle anon you were being really funny *giggles* do you remember what we did you made me a woman
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You mean I'm no longer an incel? Yay!
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*halo announcer*
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Nightmare fuel. You have to hope she doesn't understand she owns you now.
>it's obviously going to sound bad if you call it grooming silly uncle anon *giggles*
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>>61443272 >wut do Sage and report uncle poster, always
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>>61443294 >>61443299 >>61443304 >>61443317 >oy vey, you cannot post my wife here >lolis are for gods chosen people not the goyim jews full damage control today lmao
Israel is done for pigs
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>uh oh uncle anon i'm stuck i'm glad there's no one around to see this but you i'm totally helpless
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>>61337885 assuming I live in USA (or any other country overrun by hysteria); let her stuck there, otherwise grab her by the armpits or around the stomach and help her down, we go for an snack on our way back home.
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*SNIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
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>>61337936,3 roasties shut down dana as well and on insta
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wtf i've been blocked from dana's insta for no fucking reason?
>thanks for the ice cream uncle anon i'm going to practice for when we go home *giggles*
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>>61349886 I missed you uncle anon
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>>61349886 Seriously what adult takes this pictures of their child? Kikes.
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>>61349886 Get naked whore.
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>>61349997 >Kikes. actually yes in this instance. israel has been stepping up cunny production in the last year or so. i assume it's some sort of ploy but if they feel entitled to goyim children then i'll do whatever i feel like with theirs.
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your little cunny gonna be mighty cold
>but children can consent uncle anon i know what yes means
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>>61320780 Even if they can consent, they will not fuck you. They prefer Big Black Cocks.
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Imagine being such a newfag you think the archives is where the real cunnyposting happens lmao you can't even upload here you retard.
End the sóy word filter now! It makes discussing it impossible. Can't link to anything.
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>>61324201 It's real schizo hours i see
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>Error: you are banned.
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>uncle anon i feel all tingly and different when we're together it's a weird feeling *giggles* but i like it
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>>61266271 Uhhh anon, we don’t
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>>61266298 >based, were you also the maisie poster from before? that was me. maisie was my cunnyfu but i had to let her go.
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>>61266329 >caring about bans >2021 You have to be borderline retarded not to just ban evade nowadays
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>>61266323 The point is you’ll have 40 year olds just targeting and damaging 13 year olds. The only thing sensible is having an “age” window so you can’t date X years under yours
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>>61266370 yeah all my years here I use the library wifi but they caught up
