Do you trust women to cook for your you? I let my gf cook my meals one week and it was a disaster. I thought she understood the macros, and I explained them all and had her repeat them back to me but I found out she was messing them up and even putting extra fat and sugar into recipes because it "makes them taste better", "Gordon Ramsey does it", "how does it matter if it's just one meal?", Etc. To make matters worse, it didn't even taste good, which is why I yelled at her to begin with and she admitted to poisoning my macros. I've never let a woman touch anything I eat since.

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>PENIS ENLARGEMENT
solved
>HEIGHT ENHANCEMENT
solved
>CONGENITAL DEFORMITIES
solved

>want to literally be ryan gosling?
done
>want to return to monkey?
done
>want to turn yourself into a worm?
done
>want wings?
step aside red bull
>want to change your race?
done
>want a real life reddit antenna?
done

the possibilities are endless

What's the soyboy lift?

What's your go to protein shake recipe?

>*destroys your recovery*
pshhh nothing personnel

>3AM watching youtube shorts
>youtuber says magnesium helps with fatigue
>fuck it, order it off amazon

>few days later
>pop a few pills
>3 hours go by
>suddenly feeling happier and smiling more. brush it off as a placebo
>have a tiny bit more energy rest of the day
>"guess it must be working, doesn't do much, another garbage supplement"

>go to bed
>have the best sleep of my life
>"wtf why do I feel so good?"

>continue taking magnesium for the rest of the week

>suddenly depression is completely gone
>sleep quality massively improved
>feel so much stronger working out and can go longer
>have so much energy throughout the day, never get tired at all
>stress is melting away
>feel confident as fuck
>feel smart as fuck
>feel more creative
>brain fog gone
>haven't had any pain or headaches
>acne clearing up
>lost 2 lbs
>can concentrate longer
>communicating more with family
>even they notice I'm more happy and confident

guys, what in the absolute fuck is this shit. what is going on here? I think I accidently stumbled upon a miracle pill. Why don't I ever hear anyone talking about this??? I feel like I've tried nearly every popular supplement on the market. I have so many fucking vitamins and I've never noticed any improvements before, but the second I take this I feel like a fucking god. Why does the media promote shit like Vitamin D but not this?


GUYS

WHAT IS GOING ON??

WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS????

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functional strength fags are so retarded
>climbing a rope is functional
>sprinting is functional
>squatting is functional
>pullups are functional
>jumping between tires is functional
you don’t do this shit in your daily lives. if you really want functional strength
>deadlift
>overhead press
>farmers carry
>jog
>bicep curls
>kroc row
>forearm work
is what you should be doing.

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