>Be me.
>Mommy's 15 year old bouncing, baby boy.
>Spend my days listening to Sargon Of Applebees own the libtards.
>Keep my pee-pee jugs safely wrapped under flag of the great nation of Kekistan.
>Tummy rumbles.
>Tendie time.
>"MOMMY! GOOD BOY WANTS TENDIES NOWNOWNOWNOWNOW!!!"
>She doesn't come.
>Who the fuck does this bitch think she is?
>Looks like she needs a little poo-poo persuasion.
>TheFuckeryIHaveToDealWith.PNG
>Peel my thighs off of my cum-stained chair and climb the staircase, unleashing a mighty "REEEEEEEEEEE!"
>Mommy is drinking vodka and crying.
>Has a bottle of pills.
>Probably sad because she can never hope to become my intellectual equal.
>Kek.
>"TENDIEEEES!" I scream.
>"Anon, I told you yesterday you've lost your Good Boy Points until your grades improve."
>CanYouBelieveThisShit.PDF
>"MY GRADES ARE ONLY LOW BECAUSE OF AFFIRMATIVE ACTION, BRING ME THE TENDIES, I DEMAND SATISFACTION!"
>Bitch says no again.
>Rage.
>Wrap my hands around her puny woman neck.
>M-M-M-MONSTER KILL.
>MFW she can't get tendies because she's dead.
>MFW I get arrested.
>MFW the libtards ruined Kekistan

Stealing from the state kind of day.

I've been awake for 39 hours straight

I know you saw the message. Stop pretending

Is anyone an antinatalist?
Has anyone read david benatar?

Is anyone pro childbirth?

my dad is so fucking stupid dude
we go to Laundromat because our washer is busted, and he won't fix it despite me directly offering to help multiple times, then he pours Clorox into the black cloth loads TWICE, and then spends and hour running the fucking driers over and over again when the shit is only slightly damp, and then he fucking stands there folding every single item meticulously instead of just driving 5 minutes to get home and fold everything there

and I came with him to help him out, and he starts getting snippy at me about not folding the shit right or when I asked him why the fuck he's standing there folding everything instead of doing it at home and he just tells me to go get back in the car

fuck this retarded boomer faggot, I'm not paying for fucking any of his stupid ass shit or helping him with anything again

>have been at the hospital for 9 hours since this morning
>dad has collapsed/burst lung
>CT scan showed signs of lymphoma
>he lost his job recently so doesn't have any health insurance
>he only just now started applying for social security
my life is tumbling down

If you can't make yourself happy, if you can't change yourself.
Then how can you believe someone could ever love you?

What are some cool things to do as you're growing older to remember the past?
>write yearly letters to self
>make a time capsule
Anything else?
Do any of you do something like this?

Where the fuck is a good place to be an American expat. Im thinking Czech Republic or Estonia but I havr no idea if I can adapt as a southern burger. I seriously dont think o have a future here, no one wants to hire a white male sperg and my field is dominated by women. I feel like the window is closing rapidly