How old are you?

>Spike isn't allowed to go into pony-centric bathrooms
>sneaks in anyway
>gets caught
>blamed of sexual harassment
>Spike goes to jail
>show replaces Spike with Flash Sentry
>bronies rip through the space time continuum just to come to Equestria to kill Flash Sentry
>civil war erupts between the ponies and bronies
>every pony taken hostage is used as a cum bucket
>even fillies can't feel anon's microscopic penis
>bronies start slaughtering ponies for laughing at their small dicks
>bronies pull an Assad and free all the prisoners of war
>bronies win the war
>dragons backstab bronies and start raping them
>bronies enjoy it because they are all secretly gay
>bronies become obedient sex slaves to their new dragon overlords
>Spike secretly keeps Rarity in his basement, safe from the other dragons
>Spike pressures Rarity into giving him her virginity in exchange for not letting the other dragons know of her whereabouts
>Spike keeps hitting that pony ass until the end of time
>happy end

Rarity is the worst pony out of the Mane 6.

It's taco tuesday

Show me your last 3 played games on steam. IT'S AN ORDER.

I LOVE READING UNFINISHED GREENS! I LOVE READING UNFINISHED GREEEEEENSSS!!!!!!!!
https://ponepaste.org/3104 https://ponepaste.org/3105

I want to cum inside Raindown.

>"ANOOOON! FEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

Holy fuck this board makes me want to kill myself so fucking bad. It doesn't help that the rewatchers run this board. It doesn't help that the sharty spams wojaks and pepes on this board. It doesn't help that tamer schizos are consistenly accusing this board of doing the mass reporting. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I just want to fucking fuck rainbowshine none of you niggers matter. Rainbowshine is literally the saviour of this board even more than any other shit pony in this shithole. If you hate rainbowshine you are an amerimutt brown that should never watch this show. This show is for aryans. This show is gem my nigga. Okay so I have this hunch that /mlp/ once again rigged the cup yeah it gets crazy but apparently the mlp managers was controlling both pol and tv teams. This explains why they should have their 3rd star revoked it doesn't make any sense for them to win. Okay?
>why are you rooting against mlp
Because you faggots don't deserve anything the only thing you faggots deserve is a bullet in your piss for shit brains because you will never touch a mare ever you have imaginary tulpa mares and you don't touch it. You are just a pitiful devolved life form, an essence that will wither with time, a worthless scum of the earth that can and will not do anything worthful in life you are a DISSAPOINTMENT.
ALSO FUCK THE 15 MINUTE COOLDOWN REMOVE THIS SHIT STOP KILLING THE BOARD

Found out they're taking away my central nervous system for a year.

Can we have a claim your twist waifu thread?


First reply sets the terrible repercussions for your unholy union.


(No instant death and she has to love you)