I'm almost 27. I've been skinny my whole life which was connected with my anemia during HS. Now after years of struggling with eating disorder I kinda went back to normal weight and plan to do something good with my body but IDK if I have potential. My goal bod is literally De Niro in Taxi Driver. Something fit but still slim.

never made one of these but i kekked at this link and thought you all should see it

https://www.tlc.com/shows/my-600-lb-life/photo-galleries/my-600-lb-life-before-and-after-photos

In this thread, please post you most autistic gym motivations. The more confusing to other people the better.
>pic related

How do I defeat the final boss of gains goblins?

What do you call this exercise

Will lifting get me a cute geeky GF?

Do you trust women to cook for your you? I let my gf cook my meals one week and it was a disaster. I thought she understood the macros, and I explained them all and had her repeat them back to me but I found out she was messing them up and even putting extra fat and sugar into recipes because it "makes them taste better", "Gordon Ramsey does it", "how does it matter if it's just one meal?", Etc. To make matters worse, it didn't even taste good, which is why I yelled at her to begin with and she admitted to poisoning my macros. I've never let a woman touch anything I eat since.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XheAMrS8Q1c

>PENIS ENLARGEMENT
solved
>HEIGHT ENHANCEMENT
solved
>CONGENITAL DEFORMITIES
solved

>want to literally be ryan gosling?
done
>want to return to monkey?
done
>want to turn yourself into a worm?
done
>want wings?
step aside red bull
>want to change your race?
done
>want a real life reddit antenna?
done

the possibilities are endless

What's the soyboy lift?