/fit/ - Fitness

Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 02:20:56 No.76115138 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>76115884 >>76115907 >>76116565

Unironically, is there anything subhuman and slavish than toiling away "working out" under fluorescent lights indoors in a crowded public commercial gym?
Unless you're an actual competitive athlete or have a job with physical demands (military, search and rescue) then you're no better than a rodent in a cage running around on a hamster wheel

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Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 09:23:55 No.76115884 Report

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>>76115138
I don't know what's most pathetic. Probably that you repeat haughtily what has been told to you by the Latvian psycho Gatis Lagzdins as if it was real insight you had come to yourself. You are no better than the brainwashed "rodent in a cage" yourself.

>>76115144
Bad argument. If that was really your goal you would be doing some kind of functional martial arts like boxing, MMA, krav maga, etc. and training with weapons. Instead you're squatting and benching. Those WILL make you look good with your shirt off, but they won't really help you beat migrants to death (in a self-defence situation). Weight training is a prerequisite for fitness, however.

>>76115305
Almost as if nature is working as intended.

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Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 09:36:37 No.76115907 Report

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>>76115138

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Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 09:37:56 No.76115911 Report

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start working out the aristocrats worked out strange chick fuck strange china dick start working out so your muscles get hit

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Sage Thu 08 May 2025 10:34:08 No.76116024 Report

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I'm a full time gardener. Working out has significantly helped my ability to work efficiently and well.
I also train outside except for the winter. Where I go to an actual gym.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 14:11:43 No.76116565 Report

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>>76115138
Maybe you should come ask me that question in the gym so I can check your chin real quick then clean and press you out of the literal gym

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2025 23:15:22 No.76114687 View View Reply Original Report

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>start working out to fight these
>still get them since I sit all day at work and also a lot of my gym exercises include sitting
Son of a fucking bitch.
So the only way to truly kill them forever is to stand at work and /roon/?

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Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 21:51:34 No.76117797 Report

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>>76114687
Working out will do absolutely nothing. Hemorrhoids are caused by the food you eat. Avoid black pepper, marshmallows, and
store-bought mustard, because they often cause chronic hemorrhoids. The most effective remedy for speeding detoxification and healing the rectum has been to insert a small, finger-sized slice of raw beef into the rectum, leaving only 1/8 inch protruding from the anus day and night until hemorrhoids disappear. A fresh slice of meat should be inserted every 24 hours.

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Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 21:52:46 No.76117802 Report

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>>76114935
>pencilneck anti-calisthenics guy
>pantyboy at my gym guy
>4L of gelatin and protein powder guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 22:15:11 No.76117875 Report

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>>76114713
OP is perpetually butthurt

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 22:49:22 No.76117980 Report

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>>76116572
many such cases...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 23:07:13 No.76118020 Report

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I push my shit with enough force go stain the toilet bowl (its even hard to remove with chemicals and brush) and I never get them. My shit sessions last literally 30 seconds and I'm done because I spray poop along with ear shattering farts

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Anonymous Mon 05 May 2025 10:42:39 No.76106092 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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Jeff dedicated an entire year for this experiment and condensed it in a 30-minute video. It's a gift to everyone interested in fitness.
>blows his knee out doing science
>loses all leg gains
>is still 5’ 4.7” after a year

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Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 15:48:29 No.76116835 Report

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>>76106364
the moment canadians got upset at indians (you)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 16:21:49 No.76116910 Report

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>>76114719
They all do heavy compounds and try to do more than last week

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 18:16:53 No.76117213 Report

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>>76116910
>>76114719
He should repeat his experiment this year but do that bro stuff instead. If he gains less than last year, he will prove "science based" lifting is the best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 00:14:41 No.76118194 Report

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>>76117213
Yeah if only he had some untrained brolifting cousin laying around. That’s the logical next step for the experiment, “not optimal”

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 00:28:36 No.76118248 Report

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>>76106159
>>76106212
>>76106290
>Well he's past the point of making serious gains now anyway, he's already pretty much maxed out.
This, I don't understand how more people here don't understand that? It's the Law of Diminishing Returns. You're going to make the bulk of your gains in the first few years, after which things start slowing down until eventually you've reached your max limit.

I spent 1yr recomping down and then the last 3 months bulking, I gained 2-3lbs of lean mass in a month of dedicated lifting. If he "only" gained 1.5kg after all his training, it's because that's his natty limit - he was already extremely muscular before.

>>76106381
You should really be doing them high rep/low weight. That's how I approach my elbow too and it's saved me from tennis elbow.

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2025 18:18:43 No.76113829 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>76114738 >>76114784

>black guy loads 335 on the bar in a squat rack
>stands in the squat rack for 45 minutes playing on his phone
>leaves

?

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2025 23:28:44 No.76114725 Report

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>yellow guy loads a respectable 2.2 plates on the bench (245lbs)
>does his reps, deloads to 2 plate, continues to bench

oh wait thats me hahahahaha

kill yourself

kill yourself Wed 07 May 2025 23:33:50 No.76114725,1 Report Delete

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>>76114725
kill yourself

I hate women

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I hate women Wed 07 May 2025 23:35:15 No.76114738 Report

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>>76113829
>dyel can’t even count
it wasn’t 335, I loaded up 340

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2025 23:51:53 No.76114784 Report

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>>76113829
Was he sweaty and his legs lookin juicy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2025 23:55:05 No.76114794 Report

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>white guy skipped the gym today
it me. my job is going to kill me. im so exhausted every day

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2025 22:47:09 No.76114633 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>76117735

Online Calorie calculators puts my maintenance at 2300.
I was expecting 1000 to 1500, because I'm a lazy slob who sits all desk all day.

So I can really lose weight dropping my intake to 2000? Which still feels like a little too much for me.
Like I can eat 3 Big Macs (600 calories each) and still lose weight? Not that I'm going to, but that's still a deficit?

How accurate are these?

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Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 15:05:20 No.76116727 Report

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If you want to lose a ton of muscle in the process then eat 1,500kcal under your tdee
You will drop like 1kg a week if strict.
If you don't want to spend 6-10 months after rebuilding then you have to plan your diet, raw CICO is not suitable.
You can still do crazy deficits but stick to 1100 max and weekly average of -800 per day. You will have to maintain high protein and work out 5 days a week full body per week.

It sounds autism but it's easy to adapt this to work with most people

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 15:12:17 No.76116745 Report

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>>76116716
>they
no matter how much of a faggot he is, he's still a male

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 18:40:10 No.76117280 Report

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>>76116681
Being a man burns more calories than being a woman you absolute retarded niggerfaggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 21:24:16 No.76117735 Report

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>>76114633
Yes its right but do a 500 deficit.

Also, keep in mind that it is current weight. Every kg you lose will recalc the tdee lower.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 21:25:57 No.76117743 Report

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>>76114635
the maintence weight is under the assumption you do fuck all all day
you arent gonna be losing weight as quickly as you want if only cut 300 cals
you need to eat at 1200 - 1500

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2025 23:28:09 No.76114722 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>76114722,1 >>76114726 >>76114728 >>76114742

Help, bros. I actually made it and got a gf. How do I do it, with her? Legitimately freaking out here.
Lifts for this feel?
Have to get up for work in too little hours, if anyone spares some wisdom, it is appreciated.
K thx bye.

kill yourself

kill yourself Wed 07 May 2025 23:30:05 No.76114722,1 Report Delete

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>>76114722
Fucking kill yourself Knox

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2025 23:30:21 No.76114726 Report

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>>76114722
First you have to find her vageene, it should be behind one of her knees

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2025 23:30:43 No.76114728 Report

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>>76114722
Ok, hear me out, this is going to sound crazy, do it at your own risk, but basically stick your penis inside of her vagina

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2025 23:36:14 No.76114742 Report

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>>76114722
tell her and go slow, you're not fooling anybody with this pregame shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 May 2025 04:44:55 No.76108899 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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After years of avoiding exercise, what finally motivated you to get /fit/? Tell your story

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Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 02:47:07 No.76118528 Report

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>>76113420
>a year
go back faggot

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Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 03:13:00 No.76118571 Report

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>>76109317
I smiled today

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Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 03:16:07 No.76118576 Report

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>>76108899
I've always been into sports therefore /fit/.

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Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 03:20:31 No.76118584 Report

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>>76109049
why do americans think that femboys exist in poland? im not polish but i go there often and legit everyone looks like a fat, flatheaded fucking shrek or they look like this when theyre young. maybe warsaw has a few gay feminine men, but that every capital city around the world

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 04:09:44 No.76118696 Report

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>>76117079
kek that reminds me of when I looked up Mike Tyson's routine and did most of the same exercises, just reducing everything by 80%

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2025 08:42:20 No.76112361 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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Post albums you lift to, albums that hype you up to get that pump

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Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 03:35:21 No.76118616 Report

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>>76113321
I love power metal but this isn't for me. It doesn't sound sincere. It sounds like generic sloppa, it gives off the Sabaton vibe if you know what I mean.

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Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 03:48:42 No.76118651 Report

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TRIPLE SIX, FIVE, FORKED TONGUE

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Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 05:14:12 No.76118804 Report

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>>76114699
Dangerously based

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Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 05:20:09 No.76118809 Report

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Anonymous Fri 09 May 2025 05:23:31 No.76118814 Report

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>>76112369
i would lift to the sound of your broccoli skull being cracked with a bat

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2025 21:23:43 No.76114394 View View Reply Original Report

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should i do trt?

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2025 22:17:22 No.76114555 Report

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>>76114486
Literally nobody cares about the size of your testicles you fucking turbo autist. Do you think your girlfriend will one day go like "hmm honey, the height of your testicle suddenly shrunk from the average of 55 millimeters to 49 millimeters, I'm not attracted to you anymore". Like holy fuck you people are stupid as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2025 22:20:54 No.76114563 Report

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More like I suffered and I'll get virtue signaling points and updoots that's the average redditer right there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2025 22:23:02 No.76114571 Report

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>>76114415
you relate on being a bitter retard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 03:43:37 No.76115306 Report

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this is the beta incel version, the original is the chad having the mindset on the left

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 04:16:21 No.76115400 Report

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>>76114394
On the surface I hold the left but inside I'm okay with people suffering like on the right because they're usually the authors of their own suffering

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Anonymous Sun 04 May 2025 13:25:03 No.76103135 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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Healthiest man in the world

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2025 15:03:51 No.76113190 Report

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>>76111969
>we know more now
Is that why more people have heart disease now than ever before? Actually, I think people knew more about how to eat healthy 100 years ago.

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Anonymous Wed 07 May 2025 21:20:39 No.76114388 Report

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>waking up to pee
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 May 2025 21:39:10 No.76114388,1 Report Delete

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>>76112457
It’s very funny to see the one guy I thought I knew for years sperg out but you know

JDxMedina

Medina is a city in my state. Stop being a fucking creep and go back to Germany.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 12:03:46 No.76116250 Report

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>>76112457
side sleeping fucks your arms up

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Anonymous Thu 08 May 2025 12:34:04 No.76116324 Report

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>>76103135

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