Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to school tomorrow if you are in the northwest.

happening thread will be posted tomorrow morning

so long space robots

I like how people have automatically accepted Musk as their new political leader

Dude is literally a car salesman + con artist yet he is now a sovereign, unquestioned leader of the free world
I bet he agreed to fund Trump's campaign in exchange for some power

>Teenage kids have more social and sexual experience than me.
I find that kinda funny I find that kinda sad the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I ever had.

Breakfast is Ready edition

It's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures and thoughts on milfs or your own lovely mom.

Previous: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81238229

Topic: What is your biggest mommy fantasy? What is the sexiest situation you've been in involving your mom?
Meta: For new anons, what do you like the most about this thread? For old anons, what is your favorite story in the /mcg/ archives?

I HATE WOMEN
KILL ALL FUCKING FOIDS, BEHEAD FOIDS, BURN FOIDS, FEED FOIDS TO PIGS, FUCK FOIDS BY PUTTING YOUR DICK INTO THEIR WINDPIPE UNTIL YOU SEE YOUR TIP ON HER TONGUE

guys im trying to stop masturbating like an insane person for over 4 years now but even if i get one or two clean days in i just binge a day and undo everything. Surly this cannot be healthy. Going on these rapid and high-pressure sessions.
Does anyone else struggle with this?

I have been job searching for 6 months and have gotten nothing, not even grocery stores are responding
Actual question, should I kill myself. My family needs help with rent and I can't even get a retail despite experience
I'm a complete loser who has fucked up his life

Sleeping with mom Edition

It's Momcest Wednesday. You guys know what it is all about, share pictures and thoughts on milfs or your own lovely mom.

Previous: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81214760

It's nice to have the /mcg/ up, so here you go.

I wish men liked me back.

6 years ago I was drunk driving and had a small fender bender really late at night, at the time I was an illegal immigrant, and any sort of DUI could've gotten me deported. It wasn't anything big, but the guy could've easily called the cops and that would've been it for me, that single moment could've changed my life forever, but he said it's fine and we went on our way. A month after that I met my cute girlfriend and now wife, and I turned my life around. I think about that day every single day and it feels surreal.