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No.79999999 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
This feels like a case of deja vu...
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My wife is shit at sex

No.80000565 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I got married about 2 years ago. My wife and I are both Mormons. My wife was a virgin on our wedding night. I wasn't because I've led a secret life of degeneracy before I met her. I have fucked many many different women. I've been on sex trips overseas and fucked lots of exotic brown chicks in Asia and Latin America. Obviously my wife has no idea I did any of this before we met.

I basically lied to her and said I was a virgin as well. I thought being married to a virgin would be great. For the most part, being married to a virgin is great. The only aspect that is shit is the sex. Well, it is for me anyway, because I've experienced some stuff.

I've tried suggesting stuff to my wife that we could do in the bedroom. Nothing crazy that I actually would like to suggest, but just things to get her used to the idea of doing something adventurous such as anal, cum in mouth or face, stuff like that.

But she's not interested. All she wants to do is very boring, slow missionary sex. She wants sex frequently, but the sex she wants is very boring. If I try fuck her harder and a bit rougher, she complains that it hurts too much. She's afraid to try anything new sexually, and just tells me she likes it slow and wants kisses and cuddles and all that boring shit.

I'm in a catch 22, we are religious and I can't get her to wet her appetite by watching porn because she's against that stuff. Plus, porn is a double edged sword. She might want to try shit if she watched it, but she would also lose that innocence she has. So I just can't show her anything porn related.

I've given up trying to make our sex life more interesting. She's happy with it, I'm clearly not. I've basically resigned myself to the fact that we will have boring sex forever. But it's not good, because I feel very tempted just to pay an escort just to do something fun again.
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No.79970044 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
being in the snow and taking it easy
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ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on the boards you visit.

anti-faggot edition

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No.79938026 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Being sleepy and taking it easy
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No.78559070 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
baka will miss his take it easy days
only 10 days left
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No.79946154 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I wonder what it's like to cut a female's skin

No.42139271 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Anyone here get any based gifts in christmas?
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4chan Happenings Thread

No.79937955 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on the boards you visit.

something edition

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No.79928635 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>Be me
>Born In Finland
>185cm, Rich grandparents, Extremely white, Skinny

Cope, seethe, cry even. I am one of god's favorite's, I have won the lottery of birth. God I'm glad I was not born in india as a brown short sub-human
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